How not to impress your wife with the new 928!
09-23-2005, 12:37 PM
#31
Burning Brakes
Originally Posted by vanwyk4257
He does, he was grinning from ear to ear the first time we took it for a spin! ...
... I think it's safe to say he will have the Porsche bug when he grows up!
... I think it's safe to say he will have the Porsche bug when he grows up!
All of my boys are bitten with the 928 bug, but my oldest has his sights on driving it though.
09-23-2005, 05:24 PM
#33
Road Warrior
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how NOT to impress your wife w/your 928??
- let her see you w/another woman in it
- let her find artifacts from other women in it
- tell her you spent $30k on it, and it still isn't running
- let her drive it and get asked by other women "where's ... ??"
- let her drive it when it's out of gas and has expired tags, so she gets a ticket while waitng for AAA to show up w/some fuel....
- when she's had enough and wants a divorce, let her know it's got a salvage title and it isn't worth anything...
a fire extinguisher won't help you after all that, but a flack jacket might....
- let her see you w/another woman in it
- let her find artifacts from other women in it
- tell her you spent $30k on it, and it still isn't running
- let her drive it and get asked by other women "where's ... ??"
- let her drive it when it's out of gas and has expired tags, so she gets a ticket while waitng for AAA to show up w/some fuel....
- when she's had enough and wants a divorce, let her know it's got a salvage title and it isn't worth anything...
a fire extinguisher won't help you after all that, but a flack jacket might....