Th Dude

Muwa ha ha ha

James-man

Red, Please teach me the voodoo that yoodoo so that I can get a set of 17" next...

Red UFO

Well I'd be happy to help out a fellow rennlister. But my power was gain thru alot of time and here is the cook book.

1. Read the Amityville Horror book along with your wife. That will start the process of getting sick, stomach pains, waking up at 3:15 AM, for you, etc...

2. Collect all 8-9 sequel movies on DVD and study them like the dead sea scrolls.

3. Use the inner-net to seek out the truth and find the killer just got married to some sick woman.

4. Model the house out in 3D as I have in the picture below. Make sure you understand the subway to hell connected below the house. Map it out and connect to the basement of the house from the Texas Chain Saw Massacre remake like I have. (note: more details of the map to hell and 1/2 playable game availble on request.)



Right Click Save as background.

You might want to render your shark pulling out the driveway. Then swallow a bunch of smrooms. You'll later enter the screen like the - (Ring) and get to move about the house.

Later you'll sober up and figure out what a waste of time it all was, because the story was a lie to make $$$. Then you'll have gained enuff 'political capital in wasted karma' that you can issue an Amityville fatiwah on rims passing you by when it should have been your turn!

Red UFO

Your shrines power isn't enuff for the curse.



A 928 on a stack of Amityville yields much more power than your shine.

James-man

I don't have the time to move to the dark side as such.

Thanks anyway.

Mongo

hey Red I think you should photoshop your 928 onto a stack of those Amityville Horror DVDs. That would be awesome Kinda reminds me of my electrical problems too. My car seems to develop the habit of locking every driver inside of it but me.... can you say "Christine"?

Congrats on your purchase BTW

James-man

Ummmm

Any other ideas for scoring a set of wheels?