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Old 07-06-2005, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave_702
They forgot the engine pics.. lol

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...sPageName=WDVW

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87 Carrera / Blk & Grey (sold)
89 GT/ Black & Tam
03 Mini / Blk & Red

Yikers!

Hints of Lezzie action, secret whispers in an ear, reclining bulimic in the driver's seat (how's that for imagery!) with the photo cut off so we must attempt to hazard a guess as to what is happening over in the suicide seat.

Oh yes, a horse in the background (OMG!), see-through Frederick's Of Hollywood drawers. The Chunkymomma with the celluite on the right headlight is looking just a leeeetle bit too comfortable squirming on that housing. The California license plate partially seen in the background .. now that tells the tale (tail?).

I could go on, but Red UFO will start the Remote Probe Control on me again.

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Originally Posted by CWO4Mann
Yikers!

(OMG!), see-through Frederick's Of Hollywood drawers. The Chunkymomma with the celluite on the right headlight is looking just a leeeetle bit too comfortable squirming on that housing. The California license plate partially seen in the background .. now that tells the tale (tail?).


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Chief, it troubles me that you know where to get those undergarments. Are you holding out us? As for the car, for a pre-86.5, with what the seller knows of defects it seems priced just a bit high. I might give $3500 or so for it depending on paint condition. As for the candy, well, IMHO it's .......priceless.

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Old 07-06-2005, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by docmirror
Chief, it troubles me that you know where to get those undergarments. Are you holding out us? As for the car, for a pre-86.5, with what the seller knows of defects it seems priced just a bit high. I might give $3500 or so for it depending on paint condition. As for the candy, well, IMHO it's .......priceless.

Doc 90GT in resto

Well, errr, you see, uh, there was this catalog that came to the house but I didn't look at it or anything and I really don't know who put my name on the list, well you know what I mean?

Heh .... Frederick's has some astonishing stuff I can't imagine that anyone would be "comfortable" wearing some of the undergarments. I mean, take my Spongebob Squarepants boxer shorts my kids gave me for Christmas last year. Soft flannel, very comfy. Now you look at that Fred's catalog ... nary a single pair of Boxer shorts in the bunch. I jest don't get it.

Oh well, I think I'll go out and work on Kryptonite some more.

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Originally Posted by CWO4Mann
Yikers!

Hints of Lezzie action, secret whispers in an ear, reclining bulimic in the driver's seat (how's that for imagery!) with the photo cut off so we must attempt to hazard a guess as to what is happening over in the suicide seat.

Oh yes, a horse in the background (OMG!), see-through Frederick's Of Hollywood drawers. The Chunkymomma with the celluite on the right headlight is looking just a leeeetle bit too comfortable squirming on that housing. The California license plate partially seen in the background .. now that tells the tale (tail?).

I could go on, but Red UFO will start the Remote Probe Control on me again.

Cheers,

Dave
Probe is gonna be activated unless you finish your letters to Penthouse review of that ad.

That is 928 ad of the year!
Old 07-07-2005, 04:51 PM
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Dang ....LOL
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Hey wait.......I recognize that one chick... That's Steven Tyler!!
Old 07-07-2005, 08:52 PM
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We should send Andy "The Stig" to investigate...
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Pffft, i sure don't see any cellulite on those ladies.....and i looked at length.
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Originally Posted by Red UFO
Probe is gonna be activated unless you finish your letters to Penthouse review of that ad.

That is 928 ad of the year!

Noooooooo Not the Probe!
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Originally Posted by Ketchmi
I want that....... uh car, yeah, that's the ticket. What color is it again?

It's like that optical illusion, if you stare at it for 5 minutes you will eventually see a car in the background.
There was a 928 in those pictures ???
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Chief, what round is that a picture of in your last post?

Is that from the cancelled OCSW weapons system?

PS: Were/are you a chopper pilot in the Army?
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Originally Posted by m21sniper
Chief, what round is that a picture of in your last post?

Is that from the cancelled OCSW weapons system?

PS: Were/are you a chopper pilot in the Army?
Nato 7.62mm and the 15.2mm Steyr "anti-material" round (HEI). The Steyr is in between the .50 (12.7mm) single and multi-shot family of long-range sniper weapons and the newest kid on the block, the 20mm "Big Dog".

The 20mm is basically an upsized Steyr with a hydraulic recoil compensator. It has a 5 round box magazine and fires the usual modern 20mm rounds, HEI, HE, AP, AP-DS(DU 5mm penetrator), and WP. As someone said in a movie long ago, "It will take your head clean off".

I jumped some helos but was not aviation branch. I started out as an 11F and ended up as a 972A/971A.


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Having had the misfortune to hump a M-107 .50BMG(type-classed XM-82 at that time) on several occasions, i can tell you i want no part of a 20mm 'rifle', lol.

I imagine the muzzle blast and recoil are quite lovely....

I take it you were an intel puke with the 82d?

I was a 'nasty a$$ leg', 11B4, 4/31 Infantry. Been out since 90.

PS: Nice tommy gun.
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note to self: DO NOT attempt B&E at Dave's
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WOW. Are we a bunch of MEN or what. One thread goes from cars, to girls, to guns in just 2 pages. Hell, let me run to the fridge and get a beer. LOL


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