Let's Do the Porsche Rap
08-18-2003, 05:44 PM
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Let's Do the Porsche Rap
Hey, let's write our own rap song! I mean, it can't be any worse than the noi^H^H^Hmusic I hear blasting out of those ricers. I'll start, so jump in....
I got a clean machine, a nine-four-four
I got a clean machine, a nine-four-four
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I'm tight strapped with the timing belt tension
My girl has got a pension
for constantly bitchin
about me tinkering with the engine
on a saturday night
she says "come on , that just aint right"
"loose the car, its your decision"
"or its me that you'll be missn' "
so she got kicked to the curb
peace
word to your mother
My girl has got a pension
for constantly bitchin
about me tinkering with the engine
on a saturday night
she says "come on , that just aint right"
"loose the car, its your decision"
"or its me that you'll be missn' "
so she got kicked to the curb
peace
word to your mother
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Originally posted by Travis - sflraver
I'm tight strapped with the timing belt tension
My girl has got a pension
for constantly bitchin
about me tinkering with the engine
on a saturday night
she says "come on , that just aint right"
"loose the car, its your decision"
"or its me that you'll be missn' "
so she got kicked to the curb
peace
word to your mother
I'm tight strapped with the timing belt tension
My girl has got a pension
for constantly bitchin
about me tinkering with the engine
on a saturday night
she says "come on , that just aint right"
"loose the car, its your decision"
"or its me that you'll be missn' "
so she got kicked to the curb
peace
word to your mother
08-18-2003, 08:39 PM
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The noise boyz try to cramp Porsche style,
Those fart cans gonna tear *** for a mile,
The louder the rig, the faster she goes,
Or so the boyz gonna tell the two bit ho's,
That aint a P-Car thang,
That ain't nuthin' but show,
The car looks fly but it ain't got the go,
There's more to a rig than the bottles of NOS,
Its like BBQ ribs without the BBQ sauce,
That aint a P-Car thang,
So look a little higher,
You need a rig that runs like yo momma on fire,
Burnin' at the hips like a flaming like a match,
The mommas and the ho's know who's the big catch,
That's me, you see,
It's a P-Car thang,
I got horses and brakes to bring on the pain,
Hoggin and pimp'n and all that jack,
You just ain't jack enough when you lay down the smack,
And smack I have,
I got plenty to play,
I'm gonna have Rice with my beans today,
Perhaps I'll show you my fart can too,
Gonna leave all the rice in my Porsche rear view,
Cuz it's a P-Car thang,
Cuz it's a P-Car thang,
Gonna roast the rice,
It's a P-Car thang,
BRIDGE
END
But I digress.
Those fart cans gonna tear *** for a mile,
The louder the rig, the faster she goes,
Or so the boyz gonna tell the two bit ho's,
That aint a P-Car thang,
That ain't nuthin' but show,
The car looks fly but it ain't got the go,
There's more to a rig than the bottles of NOS,
Its like BBQ ribs without the BBQ sauce,
That aint a P-Car thang,
So look a little higher,
You need a rig that runs like yo momma on fire,
Burnin' at the hips like a flaming like a match,
The mommas and the ho's know who's the big catch,
That's me, you see,
It's a P-Car thang,
I got horses and brakes to bring on the pain,
Hoggin and pimp'n and all that jack,
You just ain't jack enough when you lay down the smack,
And smack I have,
I got plenty to play,
I'm gonna have Rice with my beans today,
Perhaps I'll show you my fart can too,
Gonna leave all the rice in my Porsche rear view,
Cuz it's a P-Car thang,
Cuz it's a P-Car thang,
Gonna roast the rice,
It's a P-Car thang,
BRIDGE
END
But I digress.