Has anybody ever done a low-rider 944?
07-10-2001 | 10:34 PM
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Has anybody ever done a low-rider 944?
I think it would be funny... especially seeing one doing the bunny-hop as it accelerated to 145...
Pix would be appreciated, I need a laugh (rough day at work).
Thaddeus
Pix would be appreciated, I need a laugh (rough day at work).
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07-10-2001 | 11:12 PM
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From: wind-swept heights...
You want lowered? I've got lowered...
Please don't make fun of my car. I would really appreciate it if you all gave me your feedback, doesn't my car look BLING BLING?
I mean, dude, the spoiler I was told added 10 at the fly and 15 at the wheels!! Very EFFICIENT!! The stickers, the TYPE R and V-TEC combined would have added 67 hp at the wheels, but I spelled V-TEC wrong and it only added 66. The chinese writing added some, although I'm not sure how much cause I don't know what it says. The muffler of course added the normal 50, and because my car is 3.4 mm off the ground I can go even faster. Oh, and I don't have NOS I just have the sticker they were giving them out for free so I figured what the hey.
Doesn't it look just rad?
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Please don't make fun of my car. I would really appreciate it if you all gave me your feedback, doesn't my car look BLING BLING?
I mean, dude, the spoiler I was told added 10 at the fly and 15 at the wheels!! Very EFFICIENT!! The stickers, the TYPE R and V-TEC combined would have added 67 hp at the wheels, but I spelled V-TEC wrong and it only added 66. The chinese writing added some, although I'm not sure how much cause I don't know what it says. The muffler of course added the normal 50, and because my car is 3.4 mm off the ground I can go even faster. Oh, and I don't have NOS I just have the sticker they were giving them out for free so I figured what the hey.
Doesn't it look just rad?
-Matt
07-10-2001 | 11:23 PM
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Well, actually fellas this is my 944 for sale. I'm wondering why no one is calling on it. HAHAHA.
Just kidding, I'm just pretty proficient with Photoshop so I thought I'd have some fun. God help me if I ever do that to any car I own...
-Matt
Just kidding, I'm just pretty proficient with Photoshop so I thought I'd have some fun. God help me if I ever do that to any car I own...
-Matt
07-10-2001 | 11:48 PM
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That is one wimpy exauhst. When I want to drive I have to kick the homeless people out of my exauhst or the damn thing won't start. 
. Anyone heard the Dennis Leary stand up sketch up drugs...long skit short 70's lots of drugs, wanted bell bottoms so big that homeless people could live under them. Was funny and I just figured I'd share the thought.
But where are the powered by Briggs and Stratton leaf blower superchargers?
Great job, thanks for the laugh
. Anyone heard the Dennis Leary stand up sketch up drugs...long skit short 70's lots of drugs, wanted bell bottoms so big that homeless people could live under them. Was funny and I just figured I'd share the thought.But where are the powered by Briggs and Stratton leaf blower superchargers?
Great job, thanks for the laugh
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07-11-2001 | 01:22 AM
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these are my favorites (this is probably that one honda that did a 1/4 mile under 5 seconds): http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/02...rx_stroker.htm
and this one is the all-time classic: http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0300/p49.htm
and this one is the all-time classic: http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0300/p49.htm
07-11-2001 | 04:48 AM
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Here's one,
My dad has this story about this guy he went to high school with back in the 60's that acutually rigged a toilet bowl on the hood of his car instead of a scoop. The flush handle even moved with the accelerator! He said it was hard to see around it, I guess you could say he couldn't see $#!%
My dad has this story about this guy he went to high school with back in the 60's that acutually rigged a toilet bowl on the hood of his car instead of a scoop. The flush handle even moved with the accelerator! He said it was hard to see around it, I guess you could say he couldn't see $#!%
07-11-2001 | 05:21 AM
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Mine's not a really low-rider... but I think it's just as groovy:
Any feedback appreciated... I'm trying to head down a different upgrade path than most.
Alternatively, this is what could happen after you miff the wifey and leave the car in her custody.
Skip
Any feedback appreciated... I'm trying to head down a different upgrade path than most.
Alternatively, this is what could happen after you miff the wifey and leave the car in her custody.
Skip
07-11-2001 | 05:35 AM
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Skip,
All the pictures were funny but yours takes the cake.....or is that honey?
Tim
86 951 http://www.speedforceracing.com
All the pictures were funny but yours takes the cake.....or is that honey?
Tim
86 951 http://www.speedforceracing.com
07-11-2001 | 09:06 AM
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Originally posted by deni durrell:
<STRONG>these are my favorites (this is probably that one honda that did a 1/4 mile under 5 seconds): http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/02...rx_stroker.htm
and this one is the all-time classic: http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0300/p49.htm</STRONG>
<STRONG>these are my favorites (this is probably that one honda that did a 1/4 mile under 5 seconds): http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/02...rx_stroker.htm
and this one is the all-time classic: http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0300/p49.htm</STRONG>
As for that Civic...you people in Phoenix area be careful. That picture was taken at Honda Auto Salvage in Tempe. mAD HorZepoWeRz y0.
-Kierf.
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07-11-2001 | 11:22 AM
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Hmmm...I think these two photos are appropriate for this board, but the rest of the set isn't. Just imagine what happens in the rest of these photos. Mideastmafia gave me these a while ago...I think they are funny. Here they are:
This car is probably the worst abomination of a 951 I have ever seen.
This car is probably the worst abomination of a 951 I have ever seen.
07-11-2001 | 02:17 PM
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I guess it's possible to rice a Porsche. That 951 is ugly as heck...
Although I like the "Turbo" in the front, that's an interesting idea. And I like those rims.
-Matt
Although I like the "Turbo" in the front, that's an interesting idea. And I like those rims.
-Matt