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Old 03-23-2012, 06:57 PM
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You might want to take notes.





This might work on an enzo. I did not check.
Old 03-23-2012, 07:27 PM
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The guy is professional, he can rip out those words just like they meant something!
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EPIC! Thanks for posting!

So then to turbo an NA all you need would be the 951 main moment direction shaft, coupled with the tri-ignitive motion puller? Do you also need the 951 spark arrest secondary coil impeller, and the octomatic three way quad penta beam actuator?
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Not an enzo, though I've watched these videos many times and they're quite old -____-

Still hilarious though xD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator

I love GM's 1962 description



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Thank you I needed a good cough, which of course was preceeded by some very hard and painfull laughing.
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That can't be old. That is the grill from a new Chrysler 300 in the first video...



Isn't it???
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This is fantastic.
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I need to get some shoes made out of that tremie pipe material.
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That's hilarious, made me snort my coffee then sneeze. Not a pretty site. This one generated a chuckle too:

You Tube:

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there's a cool story about the original guy who made it all up. He was doing tech videos that he didn't at all understand, so he decided to do one completely in gibberish. It was produced to show techs how they can easily talk over a customer's head.

This is the original:

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I think Van should come up with some vinyl Turboencabulator stickers - I would so put one on my track car. It would be great to explain how I replaced the stock KKK turbocharger with a turboencabulator.

Here is a write-up on Wikipedia, which given to the nature of Wikipedia, could be just as made up as the turboencablulator: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator
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you also forgot to mention the extra horsepower you can gain from muffler bearings
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Don't forget to change your blinker fluid.
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There's a special at Kmart for 944 louvered oil pans. I guess it's so the rods stay cool.


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