I'm dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible..
04-16-2002, 12:19 AM
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I'm dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible..
some of of you may have seen this before, and if so, let others check it out...
this was completely ripped off from some <a href="http://winn.com/bs/cars.html" target="_blank">site</a> somewhere. Honestly, I think that this was started in the Eighties (humorous stereotypes) and somebody added a couple of later model cars (geo, etc.) to tha mix.
My Car Speaks For Itself
Does your car make a statement? Probably so. Here's a list of cars and the statements they
make on their drivers' behalf.
Acura Integra
I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legendary
I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX
I am impotent.
AMC Gremlin
I could only afford three-fourths of a Hornet.
AMC Marlin
My father wouldn' t buy me a Camaro.
Audi 90
I enjoy putting out engine fires
Audi 80
I thought the 4000s was too fast.
Austin-Healey 3000
I can put raw meat on the transmission hump and have a well done steak by the time I arrive anywhere.
Buick Park Avenue
I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Buick Riviera Convertible
I'm not very smart, and I look like it too.
Buick Electra
Hey, it's 30-year old technology. But it's GOOD 30-year old technology.
Buick Reatta
I like ugly, impractical, boring cars.
Cadillac Cimarron
I am stupid enough to pay extra money for an uglified Chevrolet.
Cadillac Eldorado
I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
Cadillac Seville
I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Camaro
I enjoy beating up people.
Chevrolet Chevette
I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette
I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino
I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
Chrysler 5th Ave
Did the pushpins come free with the headliner?
Chrysler Cordoba
I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z
I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Charger
Reliable is boring. My car is exciting.
Dodge Dart
I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
Dodge Daytona
I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Ford Fairmont
(See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang
I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria
I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.
Geo Storm
I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker
I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol
I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
Honda Civic
I have just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord
I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45
I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse
I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6
I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Jeep Wrangler
I am fiercely independent, just like all my friends with Jeeps.
Kia Sephia
I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu.
Lotus Esprit
Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I do.
Lincoln Town Car
I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercedes 500SL
I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mazda Miata
I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.
MGB
I am dating a mechanic.
Mitsubishi Diamante
I don't know what it means either.
Mitsubishi Eclipse GST
Why accelerate? Because you can!
Nissan 300ZX
I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass
I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts.
Peugeot 505 Diesel
I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Fury
I like driving an air-conditioned sofa that can carry your car in my trunk as a spare.
Plymouth Neon
I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Trans AM
I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche 944
I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
Renault 2CV
I think your car is ugly too.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow
I think Pat Buchanan is a tad too liberal.
Subaru Legacy
I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu.
Triumph TR6
I am an amateur mechanic who enjoys a challenge.
Toyota Camry
I am still in the closet.
Volkswagon Beetle
I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagon Golf Cabriolet
I am out of the closet.
VW Rabbit GTi
My mom won't let me buy a Porsche 'til I finish Algebra.
VW Jetta
I stopped smoking pot when I got a real job after college. I swear.
Volkswagon Microbus
I am tripping right now.
Volvo 740 Wagon
I am frightened of my wife.
Volvo 240
Other drivers are unsafe. Let me go ahead and pull out in front of this guy to slow him down.
this was completely ripped off from some <a href="http://winn.com/bs/cars.html" target="_blank">site</a> somewhere. Honestly, I think that this was started in the Eighties (humorous stereotypes) and somebody added a couple of later model cars (geo, etc.) to tha mix.
My Car Speaks For Itself
Does your car make a statement? Probably so. Here's a list of cars and the statements they
make on their drivers' behalf.
Acura Integra
I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legendary
I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX
I am impotent.
AMC Gremlin
I could only afford three-fourths of a Hornet.
AMC Marlin
My father wouldn' t buy me a Camaro.
Audi 90
I enjoy putting out engine fires
Audi 80
I thought the 4000s was too fast.
Austin-Healey 3000
I can put raw meat on the transmission hump and have a well done steak by the time I arrive anywhere.
Buick Park Avenue
I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Buick Riviera Convertible
I'm not very smart, and I look like it too.
Buick Electra
Hey, it's 30-year old technology. But it's GOOD 30-year old technology.
Buick Reatta
I like ugly, impractical, boring cars.
Cadillac Cimarron
I am stupid enough to pay extra money for an uglified Chevrolet.
Cadillac Eldorado
I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
Cadillac Seville
I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Camaro
I enjoy beating up people.
Chevrolet Chevette
I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette
I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino
I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
Chrysler 5th Ave
Did the pushpins come free with the headliner?
Chrysler Cordoba
I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z
I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Charger
Reliable is boring. My car is exciting.
Dodge Dart
I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
Dodge Daytona
I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Ford Fairmont
(See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang
I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria
I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.
Geo Storm
I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker
I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol
I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
Honda Civic
I have just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord
I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45
I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse
I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6
I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Jeep Wrangler
I am fiercely independent, just like all my friends with Jeeps.
Kia Sephia
I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu.
Lotus Esprit
Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I do.
Lincoln Town Car
I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercedes 500SL
I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mazda Miata
I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.
MGB
I am dating a mechanic.
Mitsubishi Diamante
I don't know what it means either.
Mitsubishi Eclipse GST
Why accelerate? Because you can!
Nissan 300ZX
I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass
I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts.
Peugeot 505 Diesel
I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Fury
I like driving an air-conditioned sofa that can carry your car in my trunk as a spare.
Plymouth Neon
I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Trans AM
I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche 944
I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
Renault 2CV
I think your car is ugly too.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow
I think Pat Buchanan is a tad too liberal.
Subaru Legacy
I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu.
Triumph TR6
I am an amateur mechanic who enjoys a challenge.
Toyota Camry
I am still in the closet.
Volkswagon Beetle
I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagon Golf Cabriolet
I am out of the closet.
VW Rabbit GTi
My mom won't let me buy a Porsche 'til I finish Algebra.
VW Jetta
I stopped smoking pot when I got a real job after college. I swear.
Volkswagon Microbus
I am tripping right now.
Volvo 740 Wagon
I am frightened of my wife.
Volvo 240
Other drivers are unsafe. Let me go ahead and pull out in front of this guy to slow him down.
04-16-2002, 12:46 AM
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Nordschleife Master
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The Austin Sprite sure didn't have the heat problem of the 3000. I had one during a Minnesota winter in school. Even after running for an hour, if you turned around and blew out breath towards the rear it would turn to frost!
On second thought, I couldn't keep the thing running for more than a couple hours a month during the summer, so maybe it did. How I first learned the term "Prince of Darkness" to describe Lucas Electrics. <img src="graemlins/c.gif" border="0" alt="[ouch]" />
The Austin Sprite sure didn't have the heat problem of the 3000. I had one during a Minnesota winter in school. Even after running for an hour, if you turned around and blew out breath towards the rear it would turn to frost!
On second thought, I couldn't keep the thing running for more than a couple hours a month during the summer, so maybe it did. How I first learned the term "Prince of Darkness" to describe Lucas Electrics. <img src="graemlins/c.gif" border="0" alt="[ouch]" />
04-16-2002, 01:09 AM
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Also from the archives.. (classics)
Describing the heater in a VW Bug.."A mouse breathing on your left foot"
Why do Brits drink warm beer?
Lucas made refrigerators too!
Describing the heater in a VW Bug.."A mouse breathing on your left foot"
Why do Brits drink warm beer?
Lucas made refrigerators too!
04-16-2002, 02:52 AM
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Awesome!!! Very witty. I'm glad big hair is died out with the 80s. Anyone remember how humungous Alyssa Milano's hair was in Who's The Boss? How about that blond chick Tony liked, you know, the home owner.
04-16-2002, 04:20 AM
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Porsche 944 Turbo
Becuse I have a garage full of tools and I need a high Maintence car to justify there purchace.
Matt
God it's true too ( lincon Mig welder added 3/12/02)
Becuse I have a garage full of tools and I need a high Maintence car to justify there purchace.
Matt
God it's true too ( lincon Mig welder added 3/12/02)
04-16-2002, 11:44 AM
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Hey deni and ice!
Healeys were always underated by the epicurian crowd. Where do you think the term "hump roast" came from? Slap some burgers on the hump, Set the automatic timer (heat from tunnel warms driver's right leg. When driver's scream is audible over drive train noise burgers are cooked just right!). A real driver's car... no stops for eats... just go...! Great for chicken too!!! Oil leak dripping from Oil Pressure Gauge was a great self-basting feature.
Oh, Rapture Unbearable!!!! <img src="graemlins/bigok.gif" border="0" alt="[thumbsup]" />
Hey deni and ice!
Healeys were always underated by the epicurian crowd. Where do you think the term "hump roast" came from? Slap some burgers on the hump, Set the automatic timer (heat from tunnel warms driver's right leg. When driver's scream is audible over drive train noise burgers are cooked just right!). A real driver's car... no stops for eats... just go...! Great for chicken too!!! Oil leak dripping from Oil Pressure Gauge was a great self-basting feature.
Oh, Rapture Unbearable!!!! <img src="graemlins/bigok.gif" border="0" alt="[thumbsup]" />
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04-16-2002, 12:01 PM
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Posted by Dan P."
Describing the heater in a VW Bug.."A mouse breathing on your left
foot"
Close... I think the original was maybe something about "a _dying_ mouse..."
Then there's the Lucas three-position light switch: Off-Intermitent-Flicker Dimly
And the first Lucas patent for electrical devices, The Short Circuit.
Lucas makes Bosch look pretty good, yes?
Jim, who has used a cassette tape as a windshield scrapper for his '66 VW Baja Bug... on the _inside_ of the windshield! (TINS!)
Describing the heater in a VW Bug.."A mouse breathing on your left
foot"
Close... I think the original was maybe something about "a _dying_ mouse..."
Then there's the Lucas three-position light switch: Off-Intermitent-Flicker Dimly
And the first Lucas patent for electrical devices, The Short Circuit.
Lucas makes Bosch look pretty good, yes?
Jim, who has used a cassette tape as a windshield scrapper for his '66 VW Baja Bug... on the _inside_ of the windshield! (TINS!)
