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Another failed attemp by a ricer to gain more front wheel horse power...

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Old 04-30-2003, 02:05 PM
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okay, the focus above is photochopped, but these ones are real:

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okay, all these dead animals in cars are depressing. Here's a LIVE one!!!

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Old 04-30-2003, 02:49 PM
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now if that was a porsche the deer went through...a partsheaven ad would say: "hmmm...I wonder if those wheels would fit my car"
Old 04-30-2003, 03:35 PM
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Deer are no joke on the roadways. many years ago my dad, brother, and I were returning home from a turkey-hunting expedition, when we were coming up on our driveway, we saw a Ryder box-truck had run off the road and nose-dived into our creek(that's a crick to you Southerners). The state boys were there too, when we saw the truck we saw what happened, there was a big 6-point buck in the passenger compartment--windshield completely gone, blood everywhere(deer and human), the guy survived with stitches and some dental work, but man that would scare the hell out of you having that thing fly into your car.
Old 04-30-2003, 03:46 PM
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Guys, no comments on the white donkey? come on - that's funny ****!!! LOL
Old 04-30-2003, 03:51 PM
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That is funny ****. Looks like he put the license plate on upside down to make him hard to cite for it?
Old 04-30-2003, 04:12 PM
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It's a fake pic.
First, the dimensions. Have you seen a horse's chest? It wouldn't fit through that windshield. Even if it was a tiny horse, it would have to duck its head down to squeeze into that hole.
Second, the Physics. Look at the right front tire. It's below the wheel well. Having a 250lb. human sit in my Corolla noticibly lowered the body. An 800lb. (?) or more horse would sit the fender on top of the wheel.
And finally, the lighting. Look at the car's shadow. The light is coming from the rear driver's side (passenger for you Brits) of the car. Look at the horse's left cheek. If the light source was the same as the one lighting the car, there would be a shadow on the horse's left cheek from the tail. And look at how rich the color is on the horse's fur. It's probably a daylight picture.

Funny though, and excellent editing work.
Old 04-30-2003, 04:26 PM
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DUDE!! The white donkey pic is REAL!!! serious!!!
Old 04-30-2003, 04:39 PM
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I had an Owl stuff into my radiator while going through the OKe Fenokee (sp)swamp a while back. His beak was punched through the core and I had to leave him/her in there or all the fluid would have leaked out and left me stranded. Drove 60 more miles that way till I reached civilization and pulled into a gas station. Should've seen the looks I got, blood and feathers all over the front of the truck.
Guess you had to be there.

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where are you getting these pics?

<img border="0" alt="[hiha]" title="" src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" />
Old 04-30-2003, 07:33 PM
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True story, my fathers college roommate died when a horse escaped his run, and jumped off an overpass, landing front hooves squarely on the roof of his car. He died instantly obviously.
Old 04-30-2003, 08:20 PM
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Shucks,,,and that was such a NICE horse too.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />



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