Sprewell17

I'd take the yellow one and save myself 200g

Larry Parker

I would go buy 12 evo 7's and tear **** in the woods!

PorscheG96

[quote]Originally posted by Larry Parker:
<strong>I would go buy 12 evo 7's and tear **** in the woods! </strong><hr></blockquote>
Heh, that's the best reply yet. Hahah!

Turby

I'd trade the thing most important to me......my 951!!!!

nib5

[quote] Only two nuts and a liver? Come on guys, I'm disappointed in you. I expected one of you would be willing to give up at least a frontal lobe <hr></blockquote>

That's the only way I would be able to cope with the depreciation!

Bill

It has become obvious to me, that these incessantly mindless posts, are merely a thinly veiled effort to obtain guru status.

Dave E

what a joke, I could build a far better car for less than half the price....

PorscheG96

[quote]Originally posted by Bill:
<strong>It has become obvious to me, that these incessantly mindless posts, are merely a thinly veiled effort to obtain guru status.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Bill caught in a conversation with himself:

"I got my car back, let's see what it can do!!"
-leaves stop sign, revs 951 at WOT to 2k RPM's, shifts to second gear-
"HEY!! That's not fair, this thing is slow! Let me try again"
-revs 951 at WOT to 2100 RPM *gasp* he's really pushing it now!!-
"I can't BELIEVE this!! My turbo is broken! Here I waited this long to get my car back and it's slower than my NA!"
-Bill, with built up anger inside, does the unimaginable...he revs his precious 951 to 2500 RPM!!!!!-
"That's IT, I've had enough!! I'm selling this car because it just won't GO!! I've pushed it harder today than I ever have in my LIFE and the turbo just WON'T produce boost!!"
-Bill proceeds to sell his precious 951 to a young girl going off to college, and thinks to himself...-
"I need one of those 968's like Trevor's got...then I'll be a REAL man!!" [/Bill's menacing laugh resounding in the night...]

-End

Jon-D

You might also note that the R Turbo is a rear-wheel drive car and the sticker claims it to be an all-wheel drive example.

- Jon

Bill

That would be Mr SMACK DADDY to you! senior user

[quote] Bill proceeds to sell his precious 951 to a young girl going off to college<hr></blockquote>

sell to a college chick your killing me!

Kierf - ¿§?

How many are those in the US? There was one in the Gumball Rally 3000 this year. It looked EXACTLY like that one, I'm willing to be that is the same one...

And for that price? Oh hell no, I wouldn't buy it. I'd buy myself a new Murcielago, Diablo (yeah, used ), or an F40 for that.

JohnK944

I'm holding out for one of those pod-racers from STAR WARS...

...use the force...

yarin

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Danno:
<strong>How about this one instead?

<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/ebayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1828921780&r=0&t=0" target="_blank">http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/ebayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1828921780&r=0&t=0</a></strong>[/Q UOTE]

Ok i'd give up one nut, shave my sack 'n legs, and give one toe off each foot plus i'd throw in a downpayment of $30,000 for either one of those cars. DEAL??

You must be kidding me. That guy keeps his car is a friggin bubble?? Talk about obsessed!

Luke

[quote]Originally posted by Larry Parker:
<strong>I would go buy 12 evo 7's and tear **** in the woods! </strong><hr></blockquote>

I didn't even have to look at the name to know who wrote that one. hehe


The Ruf is just soo much "smoother" than the Gemballa. I think the R turbo has about 3 times more class.

luckett

[quote]Originally posted by Bill:
<strong>It has become obvious to me, that these incessantly mindless posts, are merely a thinly veiled effort to obtain guru status.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey Guru Bill, what's this?

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