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12-25-2002, 11:23 PM
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So, as all of you know there was a big snow storm here today...........I live in a private way with 5 other houses, and have this neighbor who has these two HUGE trees in her yard and refuses to cut them eventhough they are unsafe. Plus they overlap my driveway, and all the birds **** on my car all day long. So for the past couple of years I have been shooting them with a pellet gun, occasionaly to teach them to sit elsewhere, and she calls the cops every time. It is legal, so no lectures please. Well, the storm knocked one of those trees down, on to HER house and on HER car!!! 
<img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[nono]" /> See, you shoulda listened to your neighbors.
<img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[nono]" /> See, you shoulda listened to your neighbors.
12-26-2002, 12:14 AM
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There is this little bird at my house that flys down and fights with himself in my mirror... then ****s down the side of my car. I am going to put one of those fake owl things on my car soon and if that doesn't work... I am going to have to go the way of turby... I dont like killing innocent birds but if the little $hit is not afraid of the owl I dont have much other choice.
12-26-2002, 02:41 AM
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two somewhat related funny stories:
when i put the v8 in my triumph i bought a 63 buick skylark for the donor. a week or so after i pulled the motor a wind storm came through toppled a huge right across the trunk of the car. the front wheels werent even touching the ground when i went outside. heheh later that year a guy from virginia came up w/ a trailer and paid me more for the car than when i bought it complete (interior was mint)
earlier this year a flock of geese decided the stealth was a community toilet.....and they were regular. you wanna talk about a mess heheh
when i put the v8 in my triumph i bought a 63 buick skylark for the donor. a week or so after i pulled the motor a wind storm came through toppled a huge right across the trunk of the car. the front wheels werent even touching the ground when i went outside. heheh later that year a guy from virginia came up w/ a trailer and paid me more for the car than when i bought it complete (interior was mint)
earlier this year a flock of geese decided the stealth was a community toilet.....and they were regular. you wanna talk about a mess heheh
12-26-2002, 09:28 AM
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When I had my cable modem installed a couple of months ago, they had to put in a new drop from the pole. Of course the line runs right over my parking pad. I have found out since that there must be many berry bushes in the neighborhood, because I have bird-berry poop everywhere on my cars. Thank heavens for automotive wax.
I love those little feathered beasts though. They make me happy. They must like me too, 'cause if I talk to them (all species) they come right over and listen and pass the time until they need to go about their business. They're not afraid of me.
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I love those little feathered beasts though. They make me happy. They must like me too, 'cause if I talk to them (all species) they come right over and listen and pass the time until they need to go about their business. They're not afraid of me.
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