BLOND944

I'm gonna back it out of the garage and fire it up. I have so wanted to do this.

Is there anything I should know?

Dad talked about rennlist all the time but I can't figure out the name he used.

BLOND944

why did my name just change from new user to user?

hockeydude

Because you're a N00b!

Why dontcha make a sweet drifting video since your parents are away? sounds like a good idea to me! just remember to rev the engine wayyyyyy up and slooooooooowwwwwwly let out the clutch....

El Commandante

And if you smell rubber those are just the special Porsche smokeless tires.. Not the clutch

BLOND944

That doesn't work if the car does'nt start.

Now what?

BLOND944

DID you say clutch?

BLOND944

It has a clutch. It's staying in the garage.

El Commandante

Yeah... you have to push it in to start it...... Unless you want it to hit whatever is in front of it.

BLOND944

Well I can wiggle the shifter.

Still does'nt start. I need help.

I'm in socal (riverside)

porshhhh951

Shame on you. His father is obviously a lister. We shouldn't be helping his kid destroy his cars.


Do yourself a favor kid before you cause 1k in damage on you're dad's toy and don't even think about driving it if you don't know how to start the damn thing.


btw what do you guys wanna bet the dme relay was pulled

Thats what I would have done

BLOND944

HIS FATHER....I'm a girl, hold on.....yep, girl parts.

BTW, I got it started.

porshhhh951

Don't change a damn thing. I hope you don't do any damage to you're daddys porsche.

hockeydude

Lets guess "HER" age... i say 14.

By the way, why the hell aren't you in school?! you obviously need it!

Tenacious_G

OMG STARTING DADDY'S CAR ROFL. IM PUTTING A SCRUNCHIE ON THE REARVIEW MIRROR!

Tenacious_G

BUMP -- young lady, did you in fact destroy your father's car?? SoCal folks need to know if they need to clear up their calendars to try and help undo what you've done.