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#33
Originally Posted by LtReid
Mr T> Chuck
anybody says anything different
and mr. T will pitty da fool
anybody says anything different
and mr. T will pitty da fool
I love the Norris
How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could Chuck Norris?
#36
I hope this doesnt turn in to a chuck norris joke thread...
that being said
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer - Too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
just some of my personal favorites...
that being said
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer - Too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
just some of my personal favorites...
#40
How do you get helen keller to keep a secret?
Break her fingers
Why was Helen Keller's leg wet?
Her dog was blind too.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
How many kids did Helen Keller have?
NONE! The plunger went all the way through!
Why does Helen Keller ********** with one hand?
So she can moan with the other.
The ones I remember from my awesome wood shop teacher...
I also went to MGM studios in Orlando today, and got the inside scoop on the movie Cars, and some pics of pre-release drawings of the 911...
Break her fingers
Why was Helen Keller's leg wet?
Her dog was blind too.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
How many kids did Helen Keller have?
NONE! The plunger went all the way through!
Why does Helen Keller ********** with one hand?
So she can moan with the other.
The ones I remember from my awesome wood shop teacher...
I also went to MGM studios in Orlando today, and got the inside scoop on the movie Cars, and some pics of pre-release drawings of the 911...