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ONE OF OUR EMPLOYEES GOT PULLED OVER LAST WEEK AND THE OFFICER
WHEN HE GOT TO HER WINDOW ASKED IF SHE KNEW WHY SHE WAS BEING
STOPPED. SHE REPLIED "PROBABLY BECAUSE I JUST TURNED DOWN A
CALLER WHO WAS SELLING TICKETS TO THE POLICEMANS BALL". THE OFFICER QUICKLY REPLIED "IM NOT THE LOCAL POLICE, I'M WITH THE SHERIFF'S DEPT AND WE DON'T HAVE *****" HE SUDDENLY REALIZED WHAT HE JUST SAID, TURNED BEET RED WENT BACK TO HIS CAR AND DROVE OFF....

judd944

I had that joke sent to me about a year ago. did he read the joke then use it on the cop?

UDPride

I dont get it. What caller?

ODUporschegurl

important part:


caller= telemarker type people. trying to raise money by throwing police ***** and getting neighborhood people to buy tickets.

ive also seen that joke somewhere.

UDPride

Yeah I know what caller is. I mean, I dont understand how that references absolutely anything about the cop pulling her over however and being metaphorically funny. Shes in her car. Nobody unknown is going to call her in her car, nevermind a policemans ball, which Im not even sure what that is because it seems to only live on TV.

Thats like me taking my computer in to the fix-it store and when they ask whats wrong with it, I say, "I suppose it smokes because I like to smoke too."

Huh? Heh? Wuh? If Dog Rabbit?

ODUporschegurl

your thinking into it a lil much. the funny part about the joke is the no ***** part.

iloveporsches

A telemarketer would have just called her cell-phone, or maybe she was at home and just left, looking to sell her tickets to the policeman's ball. She declined, and then got pulled over. She made a joke about the police would somehow know and pull over people who turned it down the tickets as "revenge" for not supporting the policeman's ball.

tifosiman

When I was about 6 years old I had to go to a birthday party and needless to say there was going to be a clown there to entertain and take pictures with us. Before this I never had any fear of clowns and in fact I thought they were neat. So when it was my turn to get my picture taken with him I jumped into his lap and was all smiles, until, he turned to me and said in a deep quiet whisper " I like you a lot, you smell good" as he took in a deep breath. And not only that, the most putrid, obsene, wretched smell came out of his mouth and it was red inside. It smelled so bad that I actually gagged. And the whole incident seemed to take place over a long period of time but no one else noticed. The next thing I heard someone say " Smile for the camera!" But I didn't, I almost peed my pants and I ran off.

The clown hung around the party for what seemed like an eternity, and everytime I ran passed him he always turned to me and mouthed some words that I couldn't understand and I never want to know.

Ever since then I'll never forget that smell or the way he looked at me and I'll probably never know if he was some kind of pervert or something even worse than that, something...........evil.

Jakerx

i have to admit jeremy...i'm a little lost on that one...

Epic2112

No soap radio

jonnybgood

So why didn't the cop give her a ticket for driving while talking on a cell phone?

Thanks for the laugh at lunch time post #8

jim944s2

A very similar and only slightly different speeding ticket 'true story' showed up on a non-car related forum I frequent this morning..., what a coincidence!

Yabo

We get tifo stories again! Yay!

Friendan

Haha, I miss those stories...
Back to the thread:
CAN YOU SPEAK UP PLEASE I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU'RE WRITING.

97xray

Unlike the Jack Handy cut-and-pastes, I believe this story of Jeremy's is real.
And if so, man, I'm sorry.
Peace be the clown-haters of the world.