PorscheDoc

Its right hand drive, and look at the emblem on the front....must be british?

deni durrell

I just think that either it's a waste of chrome paint, a image flipped horizontally, or a waste of a good can of chrome paint. File under "Stupid things to do with old hardware", duh.

More Handey (tifosiman, yeah bwoyy!):
"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone."

deni durrell

"I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on." more....

This thread desrves more!

JediAgent

OK, now your giving away trade secrets. Which, in turn, makes me very angry. Not even i know what i do when im angry.

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

EDIT
Should have asked for your phone number first... oops

deni durrell

Nothing is sacred when you enter the RL Zone! Beats swatting flies! But then again...

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

K27

What you gonna do with your man there? You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut the corpse up into six pieces and pile it all together.

JediAgent

My Favorite:

I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

K27

After you got six pieces you gotta get rid of 'em, of course you can't just leave it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, can ya?

Manning

could you put that motor in the microwave and get it to shrink like a shrinky dink so it would fit in the engine bay of that car

K27

And then I hear the best thing to do is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out, you could do that after of course, but you don't want to go sieving pig **** do you? Ever seen the size of one of their molars?

JediAgent

Then i hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sign of a chopped up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. Now you could do this afterwards of course, but you don't wanna go siffing through pig ****, do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need atleast 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighes 200 pounds in about 8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh EVERY MINUTE.

Hence the expression, "As greedy as a pig!"

JediAgent

Fast typing guy!

K27

They go through bone like it's butter. You gotta have a few pigs though you need about sixteen they will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes that means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute,...

Dave

Opel Kadet

K27

Hence the expression greedy as a pig.