ribs, i say keep the relationship a "friends with benefits" one.

 

Women are not in the same genus and species as the rest of us humans. They operate on a pure canis lupis mentality.

My AOLIM away message a couple times a week:


Top 10 things youll never hear a woman say:

10. Pardon me Gloria, but I need to excuse myself so I can take a bigass dump.
9. No, what can I do for YOU.
8. Its not the size of the diamond that matters -- really.
7. Pass s'more them taters. Thems goooood!
6. Maybe it was my fault.
5. Does my Botox look fake?
4. You are too good to me.
3. You want to go see a dead body?
2. Do I look too thin?
1. Thank you!

 

Good call on that.

Well...the only picture I have of her is on my crappy camera phone, but maybe later I'll snap one off with the digicam...no card...must have been someone else.

Yeah...her mom and aunt look really dutch, which is a good thing.

Thank you...what is up with your signature BTW? I wouldn't mind being there .

Yeah...I have that feeling now too...

Funny you said that, because that is what I had for lunch...with brummel and brown yogurty buttery spread.

Well...that was the last relationship I had, and it was cool for a little while, but overall it was really unfulfilling...I guess I need intimacy and all that...anyways, its too late for that now. Thanks for reading!

 

 

Now you need to PROTECT YOUR ***** ribs

 

ribs,

They were some showgirls I met a few months back in Argentina, as we were leaving the casino, they were coming in and posed for some pics. We DID go back that night and catch the show(which was very bizarre).

 

How tall are you that you can consider 4' 11 and 97 pounds perfect

Christ, I could prolly pick her up and hold her at arms length

 

Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.

 

5'10"...but I have abnormally short legs, so I need my girls to be short so I don't need to use a booster pillow for...well...figure it out.

 

Sorry, I had to. Nothing personal. Now move this to OT where it belongs.

 

Keep a set of bags packed in the closet...

 

No danno...she's not that bad...I kind of misunderstood her mentality 2.5 years ago, and I hung out with her (involved in a serious relationship FYI and her man is my bud) best friend all night tonight while she was at a hospital waiting for her god son to be born (happened a couple of hours ago, but she was too exhausted from 0 sleep for two days waiting for this kid to be born to hang out now). Anyhow, most of her problems before stemmed from a really bad relationship that would have brought out the worst in me if I was a female in the same situation. I am confident that I am intrinsically a much better person in all respects than the last two douche bags that she dated, and will be able to make it all work without much of a hitch.

But...I know you had some insane lady troubles that no one should ever have to deal with (and I am sorry about all the BS you had to deal with because of a manipulative C), so as always, I will sleep with one eye open...thanks for the heads up.

 

Rich, didn't you conclude on the first go around that this girl was *really* crazy? I hope everything works out but Danno's suggestion may not be such a bad idea.

 

All hail Tifo!