Lots of anger on Rennlist lately
06-18-2004, 11:40 AM
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong, make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him and give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga - gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
06-18-2004, 11:44 AM
#32
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Originally posted by Brian Wilson
I'm not sure if it was Sam or someone else that pissed me off enough to not come around for about 6 months.
I'm not sure if it was Sam or someone else that pissed me off enough to not come around for about 6 months.
06-18-2004, 11:54 AM
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WARNING!! There is needless description of the human anatomy contained below being utilized as an attempt at humor. do not read if easily offended..
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Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my *********. There really is nothing like a shorn *******, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
simply reply to this post "remove" and I will.
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my *********. There really is nothing like a shorn *******, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
06-18-2004, 12:00 PM
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ummmm.....Chocolate DOH...nut.......
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06-18-2004, 12:03 PM
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"But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge... Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down."
06-18-2004, 12:07 PM
#39
"and I think youve got the ***** to make it here"
"then we bumped uglies, it was the best 10 seconds ever"
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06-18-2004, 12:10 PM
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What is that from Matt. I've blanked out - I'm drinking windex for breakfast again.
OOh. one of my fav's.
Youre gonna need a bigger boat.
OOh. one of my fav's.
Youre gonna need a bigger boat.
06-18-2004, 12:26 PM
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Good point Porsch-uh:
Banana-Oreo cookie is my second favorite. Add a scoop of coconut flavored ice cream, and you've got a Pina Colada with a creamy chocolatey twist treat!
-Z.
Banana-Oreo cookie is my second favorite. Add a scoop of coconut flavored ice cream, and you've got a Pina Colada with a creamy chocolatey twist treat!
-Z.
06-18-2004, 12:30 PM
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How about a Rennlist flavor of ice cream?
A base of nice synthetic motor oil with a helping of 110 octane gasoline... a wiff of burning carbon-metallic brake pad, topped off with dash of blood, sweat and tears!
A base of nice synthetic motor oil with a helping of 110 octane gasoline... a wiff of burning carbon-metallic brake pad, topped off with dash of blood, sweat and tears!