volv4life

so.. a girl goes upto a grocery store counter and lays down exactly 2 pears, a peach and one head of lettuce in front of the clerk.
the clerk looks at her funny and say's "i bet your single"
the girl replies, "yeah how'd you know ?!"
the man looks at her and says, "because your ugly".

BeerBurner

They say that when you get old, the hearing is the second thing to go. I forget what the first one is...

BB.