A tribute to Tifo!
12-19-2003, 04:16 PM
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Campeck Rulez
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Originally posted by Scootin159
hold down the "ctrl" key on your keyboard & scroll the wheel on your mouse. It changes the relative fontsize.
hold down the "ctrl" key on your keyboard & scroll the wheel on your mouse. It changes the relative fontsize.
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12-19-2003, 04:44 PM
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lol..this is totally not relative but, I think it's funny as hell
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/tampon-jpg.html
Leopard skin hat $100.00
Matching thong bikini $80.00
Having your picture taken at the beach while your tapon string is showing
Priceless....
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/tampon-jpg.html
Leopard skin hat $100.00
Matching thong bikini $80.00
Having your picture taken at the beach while your tapon string is showing
Priceless....
12-19-2003, 05:28 PM
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Race Car
Originally posted by tifosiman
This thread is total irony, if anyone gets the original purpose behind my "tifosi-ism's" !
This thread is total irony, if anyone gets the original purpose behind my "tifosi-ism's" !
12-19-2003, 05:31 PM
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Originally posted by RMills944
Fred the chicken was always a happy chicken. He liked to play with his friends, and go swimming in the lake. One day, his friends, who were all chickens, asked what he did when he didn't play. He said swim. So they said chickens can't swim. So he told them that they were just jealous, and went swimming. And he was eaten by a frog. Always listen to your friends.
Fred the chicken was always a happy chicken. He liked to play with his friends, and go swimming in the lake. One day, his friends, who were all chickens, asked what he did when he didn't play. He said swim. So they said chickens can't swim. So he told them that they were just jealous, and went swimming. And he was eaten by a frog. Always listen to your friends.
12-19-2003, 05:59 PM
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When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend HE is.
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven and pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmm, boy!
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving the down his throat)?
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man."
If you're travelling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other. But here's the point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob is good, isn't it?
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it will make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven and pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmm, boy!
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving the down his throat)?
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man."
If you're travelling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other. But here's the point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob is good, isn't it?
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it will make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.
12-19-2003, 07:12 PM
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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"