OT - old joke?
11-23-2002, 11:05 AM
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OT - old joke?
Just heard this one - new to me..
Question: How many Porsche engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: None, if ze bulb und socket were engineered correctly und manufactured to spezcificachuns!
sorry if you've heard it before...
Question: How many Porsche engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: None, if ze bulb und socket were engineered correctly und manufactured to spezcificachuns!
sorry if you've heard it before...
11-24-2002, 04:41 PM
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how'bout one more,
whats the difference between a porsche and a porcupine
a porcupine has the ****** on the outside.
That is my very favorite joke, I always tell that when people want to make fun of me for driving a 911 because they can never come up with a better joke than that one.
whats the difference between a porsche and a porcupine
a porcupine has the ****** on the outside.
That is my very favorite joke, I always tell that when people want to make fun of me for driving a 911 because they can never come up with a better joke than that one.
11-24-2002, 06:19 PM
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A story of two blondes and their 911's.
A blonde is driving down some back roads near her home in her new Porsche 911 and spots a stranded motorist on the side of the road in ... GASP... another 911!
So the blonde parks behind the car and gets out to see that the driver of the stranded 911 is also a blonde woman and shes looking under the boot. Blonde #1 asks "What seems to be the problem?" Blonde #2 answers "I dunno - I was driving along and broke down, the engine must have fallen out because its GONE!"
Blonde #1 responds "Good thing for you I came along, I have an extra engine in my trunk!"
A blonde is driving down some back roads near her home in her new Porsche 911 and spots a stranded motorist on the side of the road in ... GASP... another 911!
So the blonde parks behind the car and gets out to see that the driver of the stranded 911 is also a blonde woman and shes looking under the boot. Blonde #1 asks "What seems to be the problem?" Blonde #2 answers "I dunno - I was driving along and broke down, the engine must have fallen out because its GONE!"
Blonde #1 responds "Good thing for you I came along, I have an extra engine in my trunk!"