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Just be glad it isn't a Ford Aspire where 1st is in your left kneecap, 3rd is somewhere within a 4" to 6" window depending and 5th is up and over somewhere east of Omaha.
I used to own an Aspire, that I called "The coffee grinder" Didn't like the car because as light as it seemed, fuel economy sucked compared to the Chevy Beretta, with all its creature comforts.