Stormtrooper Macan: ‘At Least You Can Be Sure He Won’t Hit Anything With It’
Given many in the Porsche community thought the idea of Stuttgart making an SUV was a stroke of evil akin to the destruction of Alderaan, the Empire’s much-feared soldiers and the Macan goes together like the peanut butter and chocolate.
Of course, we now know the crossover’s elder sibling is likely one of the most important Porsches ever, and as much as we’d like to take credit for the perfect headline here—we all know Stormtroopers can’t hit shit—we have to give credit to member Donster for coming up with the quip. And we also admit to looking up how much a hyper-awesome Stormtrooper costume retails for. In case you’re wondering, it’s a cool grand.
The question now? What exactly does Kylo Ren drive? Maybe he scored Darth Vader’s old wheels when he tracked down his helmet.
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