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Old 11-11-2006, 02:14 PM
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you know you are a 911 driver when you open a "porsche" savings account
Old 11-11-2006, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by mike_99l

you know you are a 911 driver when you open a "porsche" savings account

Guilty!
Old 11-11-2006, 02:55 PM
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...when BMW drivers feel compelled to tell you how great their car is - but they don't sound all that convinced themselves. So an hour later, they're back telling you again.
Old 11-11-2006, 03:01 PM
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Last night my GF got an ad on the computer for new sports cars. She pointed out this yellow GT3 and said this is really cute you ought to get one of these
To bad she isnt rich
Old 11-11-2006, 03:24 PM
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...you wave at Porsches forgeting that you're actually drving a rental or the wife's Volvo at that moment.
Old 11-11-2006, 03:52 PM
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...you get a weird feeling in most cars by hearing an engine revving in front of you.

...you see people in your rear-view mirror pointing at and talking about your spoiler as it tucks in at a stoplight.

...you freak out and grab onto stuff when other people in other cars even slightly lift the throttle in the middle of any turn.

...you don't play hockey, but you have a hockey puck in your toolbox.

...you carry a spare DME relay like it's an AMEX card.
Old 11-11-2006, 04:41 PM
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[QUOTE=Euromagination...you see people in your rear-view mirror pointing at and talking about your spoiler as it tucks in at a stoplight.[/QUOTE]
Or you make the spoiler go up when a car pulls up behind you at a stoplight!
Old 11-11-2006, 04:58 PM
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When you train your two year old to spot a 911 and then start teaching them the models...

I also know I'm a BM driver when I get into my car twist the key once and then wonder why it is not starting itself up... {pretty cool thing the V8s do to avoid idiots like me damaging them on start up; you just tweak the key and the car does the rest itself}
Old 11-11-2006, 05:16 PM
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...when you get into another car and miss the peddles because they aren't offset!
Old 11-11-2006, 05:22 PM
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"Or you make the spoiler go up when a car pulls up behind you at a stoplight"


Thank you, I thought I was the only fool that did that.
Old 11-11-2006, 05:33 PM
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You know you are a 911 driver when the only reason you think about the weather is because of your car.
Old 11-11-2006, 06:00 PM
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You know you're a 911 driver when you pick up the bill.
Old 11-11-2006, 06:10 PM
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You get goosebumps every morning when your start up the car.

You drive an extra 10 miles to work to enjoy the twisties

You spend twice as much time washing underneath the body then the exterior.

It takes a week to decide which oil to use for the next oil change

You punch the loud pedal while in third every chance you get
Old 11-11-2006, 06:12 PM
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Drive by an automatic car wash and wonder how anyone could do that.
Old 11-11-2006, 06:34 PM
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...when you have to tell your friend that "I never rev this car above 4000 rpm until I hear the oil "gurgel" in the sill on your right side of your seat."


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