tailpipe

When they keep following you home like the pied piper...... 13 here now I wonder when the next one will show up ha ha.....

DeWolf

When you sell your 93,000km 930 to buy another 928S4

Bucko74

When you always offer to go get the take out, even when delivery is free.............................

When you always check the garage before you go to bed.....just to make sure she's still there.

When you drive for miles to get cheap fuel, but happy to spend $350 on a new 'piece of plastic' replacement part when the original still functions.....

I could go on for a while.............

Dinsdale Piranha

When your wife ask's if you've bought another 928 and your answer is " The lawn guy didn't edge the back fence again honey"

vetter59

When you use your only spare bedroom to store 928 parts and wheels.

siscogts

When you use flywheel Locking tool as cardholder at the office, and on your desk there are more 928-related binders than those you actually need for your job.

h2pmr

when I got a 6" tattoo on my back of the under hood logo.

Petza914

That's why you don't run mismatched front and rear tires.

...when at 9:26 or 9:27 you wait at the digital clock to watch it change to 928.

STRIKEMASTER

When you come home and tell your wife/girlfriend: "Honey, I just bought another 928". And before she flattens your head with the cast iron skillet, You pull a 'MatchBox' 928 out of your pocket. You just don't tell it cost you $10!!
When I first got my 928, a friend said:" Man If you can't get laid in that car, you must be 'Stone UGLY' "... I said "I Can't get laid in this car, It's too D@mn small".

928NOOBIE

When furniture in your house is essentially made out of or with parts that were replaced by either fixing or upgrading the car....

vanster

When your storage fees for your collection of 928's is more than the average persons car payment

Landseer

When you do stuff like this

Kiwi'79

Haha that's a lot of dishes for a single bloke!!!!!

Landseer

Good she didn't see it. Asleep.

beran earms

When you get German Nivea from your wife for a Christmas present.


and a copy of Project 928 as well
and a homemade "x" pipe from your son made with bendable straws