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Old 08-31-2018, 12:31 PM
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Default The Crows v. Porsche Centre Victoria (Allegedly)
The Birds Part 2 - P-Car Attacks

Heard from a colleague today that was in Victoria recently. He claims that Porsche Centre Victoria is under siege from crows.
Evidently they are pecking away sunroof seals on the vehicles outside on the lot.

Don't know if true or not (no google returns on this specifically but others on crows going after sunroof seals) but make for an interesting story.
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Old 08-31-2018, 12:58 PM
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Everyone knows that crows are secretly in league with Ferrari.
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Paint an owl on the roof ?
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Well I hope they finds the underlying caws.
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Well I hope they finds the underlying caws.
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Well I hope they finds the underlying caws.
Well if not you can get the Porsche Enhanced Crow Killer option
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It’s standard on the Cawrerra and Cawman.
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Actually they were attacking the cars to get to the fasteners on the soft tops. They like Velcrow
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They are missing the obvious solution.

Equip each car with the Crow-no package

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or syncrowmesh..
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Im not even sure why they are trying to get in through the roof. You would figure they would be crowbar experts
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Birds are attracted to shiny objects....just mean that modern Porsches have too much crowmium............
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Now I just sorry for the dealership's misfortune, having to pay at no fault of their own to repair these damaged cars

There's no need to hang around on here and crow about it
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Yet another reason to buy a Porsche with no sunroof.
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They must be protecting the wall!! Winter is coming. 😂
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