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Old 12-11-2009, 06:20 PM
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Default Duno to ARCA too

Well, maybe we'll have wet t-shirt contests in NASCAR soon...
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Old 12-11-2009, 07:27 PM
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This reminds me of a joke I just heard:

My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the drug store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady went to the drug store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the druggist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist said, "Stay off your bicycle for about a week."

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Old 12-11-2009, 09:14 PM
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I imagine the teams make good money through the advertisement when they hire these ladies. They get a lot of buzz.

I wish there were a few more. How about Grand Am or ALMS?
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Old 12-11-2009, 09:30 PM
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Haha, Duno can afford to race whatever she wants...
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Old 12-12-2009, 12:24 AM
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Meooowww, hiss, scratch. Yea!

But I'd like to see Danika's schnaurzer.
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