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hacker-pschorr 05-09-2019 11:20 AM

Road America renaming Canada Corner
 
https://theluggnutt.com/2019/05/07/r...e-with-canada/


Road America Changes Canada Corner To Make America Great Again Corner In Response To Tariff Dispute With Canada

ELKHART LAKE, Wisconsin – President Trump’s contentious tariff dispute with Canada has persuaded Road America’s board of directors to change the name of its most recognizable corner as a show of support to the President. Turn 12, known as Canada Corner, will be rebranded as Make America Great Again Corner. “We felt the time would never be better for Road America to stand behind our President in his attempts to protect American industries,” said Paul Oster, who has been a board member for 16 years and claims to own a dozen different MAGA hats. “In the same vein as the patriots who changed French fries to freedom fries after the attack on the Twin Towers, Road America’s board of directors recognized the hypocrisy in leaving Turn 12 as it is. I mean hell, we’re Road AMERICA, not Road du Canada or whatever those fake Frenchies would call it.”

For the time being Oster sees no reason that any other corners will need a rethink but added should France get testy with the Commander in Chief, Road America will not hesitate to change the Carousel to Merry-Go-Round.




Thundermoose 05-09-2019 11:29 AM

We now celebrate "ground-Nolan-Ryan-beef-with-shredded-Wisconsin-cheese-and-Arizona-lettuce-in-a-hard-shell-made-of-Nebraska-corn-Tuesdays" at my house.

Mike in Chi 05-09-2019 02:13 PM

Let me guess... The Board passed this name change after a night of drinking Leinies at Siebkens.

Mike in Chi 05-09-2019 02:16 PM

Will the hill between 5 and 6 be renamed "Economic Recovery"?

Veloce Raptor 05-09-2019 02:18 PM

Lolololol

Mike in Chi 05-09-2019 02:21 PM

Will the Kink be renamed "Stormy Daniels"?
(You see what I did there, right?)

:cheers:

hacker-pschorr 05-09-2019 02:30 PM

:roflmao: I cannot beleive I've never seen this site before:

Leaky Faucet Blamed For Mid-Ohio Flooding This Past Weekend
https://theluggnutt.com/2019/05/09/l...-past-weekend/

Ferrari Says, “F@#% It, We’ll Do It Live!” On Bringing Early Engine Upgrades to Barcelona
https://theluggnutt.com/2019/05/09/f...-to-barcelona/

Mid-Ohio Plans To Care Even Less About Obvious Problems For 2020
https://theluggnutt.com/2019/05/07/m...lems-for-2020/

Spec Miata Driver Looks Forward To New Racing Season And Taking Things Way Too Seriously
https://theluggnutt.com/2019/04/29/s...too-seriously/

NASCAR Mechanic Who Watched Too Much F1 Is Disappointed He Can’t Just Sit On Pit Wall And Pump Fist
https://theluggnutt.com/2019/04/22/n...and-pump-fist/

Marco Andretti Appears on Today Show, Ratings Drop 14% - that's a bit harsh :p
https://theluggnutt.com/2019/04/18/m...tings-drop-14/

Tiger Woods’ First Major Victory In 11 Years Inspires Marco Andretti To Take 13th Place At Long Beach
https://theluggnutt.com/2019/04/16/t...at-long-beach/

DTMiller 05-09-2019 02:52 PM

Generic Racer Twitter feed also good:

Check out Generic Racer (@GenericRacer): https://twitter.com/GenericRacer?s=09

My favorite is something about dad writing a check and updating the bio to Pro Racer.

T&T Racing 05-09-2019 06:47 PM

Road America
If it was not for the "Make America Great Again" President, a lot of DE'ers and Racers would be scaling back their track time. MAGA has produced more cash flow for them😃🦅

amso3 05-09-2019 07:42 PM

I'll be back as soon as I throw up........

951and944S 05-09-2019 07:54 PM


Originally Posted by T&T Racing (Post 15830074)
Road America
If it was not for the "Make America Great Again" President, a lot of DE'ers and Racers would be scaling back their track time. MAGA has produced more cash flow for them😃🦅

:thumbup:

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stujelly 05-09-2019 11:18 PM


Originally Posted by Mike in Chi (Post 15829382)
Let me guess... The Board passed this name change after a night of drinking Leinies at Siebkens.

this^^^^^^

PorscheAddict 05-10-2019 09:32 AM

That's even worse than the brief period we had to eat "freedom fries" instead of french fries.

jdistefa 05-10-2019 10:31 PM

Canadians are assholes.

fatbillybob 05-10-2019 11:15 PM

Is this for real? April Fool's was last month...


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