Cayman mailing from Porsche
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Cayman mailing from Porsche
Anyone else get Cayman mail from Porsche?
Don't get your hopes up - the only picture is of the reptile, none of the car. If you got any of the Cayenne mailings before its intro you'll know what to expect.
It's a roughly 4" x 8" packet with "Don't be fooled. It knows exactly what it's doing" on the cover. As you unfold it, each page reveals another such useless phrase. Then inside there are 4 cards. The first one says "Seductive" on the front and with more vague description. There are 2 more similar cards with "Potent" and "True" on the front. Then the last card is a picture of 3 of the aforementioned reptiles in the water.
I guess it's supposed to be tantalizing, but for me it's just frustrating. It surely doesn't make me want to go out and put a deposit on one!
Don't get your hopes up - the only picture is of the reptile, none of the car. If you got any of the Cayenne mailings before its intro you'll know what to expect.
It's a roughly 4" x 8" packet with "Don't be fooled. It knows exactly what it's doing" on the cover. As you unfold it, each page reveals another such useless phrase. Then inside there are 4 cards. The first one says "Seductive" on the front and with more vague description. There are 2 more similar cards with "Potent" and "True" on the front. Then the last card is a picture of 3 of the aforementioned reptiles in the water.
I guess it's supposed to be tantalizing, but for me it's just frustrating. It surely doesn't make me want to go out and put a deposit on one!
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Originally Posted by Bill Coleman
I guess it's supposed to be tantalizing, but for me it's just frustrating. It surely doesn't make me want to go out and put a deposit on one!
Know exactly what you mean. I've got a deposit on one but have thought about taking it back with all the useless spin Porsche is putting on it.
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Nice high quality paper, though.
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Originally Posted by wingless
Nice high quality paper, though.
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Better yet, they send you to the website for more reptile pics and really nothing about the car. I was getting a little excited about the car, I really liked the new Boxster I drove. This ad campaign is almost as dumb as the one Infinity ran 10 years ago, lots of advertising, no pics of the car
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some of you just hate to be teased by Porsche regarding a car you're dying to see....me too! But I still haven't gotten my friggin' mailer!! I wanna see some crock damnit!
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Originally Posted by Ron_H
Mine is sitting in the trash where I placed it directly after reading it.