Bonster

You guys will love this. My other half sent it to me a few minutes ago. I really love the caption at the end . . . be sure and watch for it (there are two lines). Here's the link (I left it readable so that you could pass it on to friends):

http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/videoPage.aspx

Bull

It is just this kind of stereotyping of men that shows how truly insensitive and uncaring women are!

Veloce Raptor

that chick is HOT! She needs a good hate****ing to turn that frown upside down!

The background voice track on the PA is hilarious!!

Bonster

***You can uncross your fingers now, Bob.

And yes, the music really adds to it, Dave! I actually got a vacuum for Christmas one year -- but I had asked for it. That was from my ex, though. Hmmm . . . that video could be onto something.

Bob Rouleau

Obviously a conspiricy by women who do not appreciate practical gifts.

On the other hand bear in mind the following:

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****.”

Adrienne

Very nice!

A bellydancing buddy of mine received toilet seats for Christmas one year. Wow!! Toilet seats! He thought it was a useful gift because they did need them. Can you believe they are still married after 50 years??? Now THAT is tolerance!

Bull

No, that is just her getting even!

Larry Herman

Wait a minute. She is a buddy of yours who belly dances and has been married for 50 years? That makes her at least 70. Eewwwww!

BlueRiver86

It has dual bags. rofl.

Toby Pennycuff

So Bonnie, you liked this ad? Ever since it came out, our network inside the JCP headquarters building has been buried. The Network Engineering team works for me (I'm the Chief Technology Officer for JCPenney) and called me about the utilization problems we were suddenly experiencing. Needless to say, we brought a copy inside so we can relieve the stress on our web proxies!

There's a lot of "buzz" all over about this ad. Glad you liked it!

BTW fellow Turtles, tomorrow is the JCP Friends and Family sale. If you want to go shop at JCP and get 20% off all day long (including 20% off of SALE PRICES), please send me an email - tpennycuff@tx.rr.com. I'll send you the link to print off your coupon. Oh, and in case you're interested, the American Living stuff we sell....... it's all Polo Ralph Lauren. American Living is an exclusive brand that Ralph Lauren did for JCP. Instead of the Polo Pony, you get a small American Eagle logo!

Go look at the men's dress shirts - they're Polo. OBTW, last Sunday, those same dress shirts were on sale for $19.95!

If anyone's interested, just send me a note.

Toby

Bonster

It wouldn't matter if it was JCP or Target . . . it was just funny! My husband and I found ourselves laughing in the kitchen while I was cooking dinner. We kept imitating the various guys and why they got put in the dog house. The one with the puter geek that gave his wife an external hard drive is my favorite . . . "I even said 'thanks for the memories' on the card I gave her." Hillarious! I actually got an external drive last year for Christmas -- I thought it was a great gift. Everybody's different I guess.

Bull

I got your external hard drive......

Bonster

Yeah, but I'm not into floppy discs.

Adrienne

She's upper 60's, so just under 50 years marriage. And you wish you'd be so lucky to have a lady as sultry and hot as her, especially considering her age.

Rick

I start stories with that line every day...