Bonster

A friend sent this email to me . . .


Quote for the day:

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her."

So - if you give her crap, you will receive more **** than any one human being can handle.

deep_uv

I need the vomit smiley, but I can't find it!

Bull

deep_uv

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

Bull

Man has got to help the Brother out!

deep_uv

Yo, werd dawg.

Bonster

You twerps . . . you couldn't see the humor in the last line?!? Sheesh. You know damn well I'd never post anything mooshy or whatever. And you know I'm not one of those women's libbers. Get over it. It was a JOKE. Bah! Speaking of smileys, I need that flip-off smiley that Bull uses right about now. Sigh. I need VR to come over here and fart for me. Lol.

Veloce Raptor

Chicks dig that about me.

Bonster

***Sure they do, VR, as long as you're at LEAST fifteen feet away at the moment of the releasing of the deadly biogas. I believe that's called 'biological warfare'? Lol.

Bull

Pssst....so was the barf smiley.

Bonster

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bob. I suppose. I thought that quote was mooshy until I saw the punch line. It's pretty much true, too, that last line at least, as I had evidenced here, lol.

deep_uv

Hell, the last line is just as Barfy as the rest of it

The only true part was "She multiplies and enlarges"

Bull

The humidity wearing your skin thin????? If so, you are in deep kimchi!

Bonster

Nah, my skin isn't wearing thin. I just felt like starting a fight. I'm over it now.

As to what Steve said about enlarging . . . ain't that the truth! My excuse is I'm too good of a cook. Bwahahaha.

Adrienne

Consider it a wedding gift...