Sean F

If she's VR daughter the caption would be "this is how I roll"

Veloce Raptor

Probably the truest post in this thread!!!!

FYI, folks: while I have a good sense of humor, you should know that we adopted my daughter at birth, since my wife cannot have children. And yes, we did mee the father & mother.

Adrienne

Okay, that certainly explains it! Well, to be honest just for one second, she is one lucky little girl to have you two as parents. Okay? Okay, now back to farting and "she's too cute for you" jokes...

Mike Frye

Fast forward a few years to when she wants to take the car out and VR is wrapped around her little finger.

VR: "I said no"
VR-lette: "But daddy...'
VR: "I said not now"
VR-lette: "Pleeease (batting baby blues)"
VR: "Be home by dark, and no squealing the tires!"

Veloce Raptor

Dude, it's already there. Actual conversation below (she just turned 2):

VR-lette: Daddy's race car!
VR: You wanna sit in daddy's race car?
VR-lette: Yes please!
VR: OK, sweetie, maybe in a little while...
VR-lette: Daddy's race car!Daddy's race car!Daddy's race car!Daddy's race car!Daddy's race car!Daddy's race car!Please? Please? Please?
VR: Um, OK, sweetie, let's go out to the garage.
VR-lette: Hoo-RAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!

RDL

I seriously hope she never brings home a boyfriend that has orange hair and rides a goofy pink bike.

Veloce Raptor

She won't: