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Old 07-06-2008, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Bull
I am a Gentleman.....I have a document from the US Gov't to prove it!
Oops, serious typo, I meant to type "Bon"... yikes, I hope that wasn't Freudian...
Old 07-06-2008, 08:53 AM
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"The t-shirt is funny," they said;
The slogan on TV they read;
But like most things here,
GhettoDoc appears,
And now he's the topic of thread.


Eh....It was meant to be funny. I just sound grumpy. Hang on--I'm going to get some coffee, and I'll try again.
Old 07-06-2008, 09:26 AM
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Old 07-06-2008, 09:32 AM
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Patience, Paolo, Patience...
Old 07-06-2008, 09:33 AM
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"A-list" he wishes
To belong, must make a list
Bull and turtle wait
Old 07-06-2008, 09:58 AM
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Angel advises
Will dental doc listen?
Wisdom of Cookie
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Dental doc is stuck
Backed up because of a list
Make him dental dam?


(Makes me mental ma'am?)
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Obviously time to repeat the rules of the PCOC for Dr. Pain:

"Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-*** or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-*** or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm VR, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in... "
Old 07-06-2008, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Bull
Obviously time to repeat the rules of the PCOC for Dr. Pain:

"Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-*** or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-*** or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm VR, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in... "
Permission to post more Haikus, Boss?
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Originally Posted by Mike in Chi
Oops, serious typo, I meant to type "Bon"... yikes, I hope that wasn't Freudian...
I don't know much about Freud, but I knew who you were referring to. Why Bob didn't see it could, however, be a Freudian slip, who knows?
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Originally Posted by Mike in Chi
Permission to post more Haikus, Boss?
Anyone caught posting poorly crafted Haikus spends a night in the box....
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Dental dam does not
Follow rules, spends night in box
Makes funny haiku
Old 07-06-2008, 11:40 AM
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A night in the box
Preferable to P Coc.
Ohh, Humanity!
Old 07-06-2008, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Bonster
I don't know much about Freud, but I knew who you were referring to. Why Bob didn't see it could, however, be a Freudian slip, who knows?
Bob does not look good in a slip, Freudian or otherwise.
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Originally Posted by Food Angel
Dental doc is stuck
Backed up because of a list
Make him dental dam?


(Makes me mental ma'am?)
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