Sean F

An American businessman goes to Japan to try and close a big deal. His hosts take him out for a night on the town. After a stop at a local bar they head over to the ***** house. The American is a little uncomfortable, but he doesn't want to insult his hosts so he goes along with it. The prostitute doesn't speak a word of English and he doesn't speak Japanese. So, they start going at it and after a short bit the Japanese prostitute starts saying a word that sounds like ooo-sa. She starts saying it louder and faster and the American thinks, wow she's really get off on this. So he starts going at it harder and faster. The harder and faster he goes the louder she yells, ooo-sa, OOO-SA, OOOOOOO-SA. He finishes his work and then gets dressed and leaves feeling quite proud of himself. The next day the Japanese hosts take him to play a round of golf. It's a very difficult course, but he's playing the best he's ever played in his life. He comes to the 18th green needing a birdie to break 72 for the first time. He's so excited he can barely hit the putt. He strokes the ball and it inches its way toward the cup, hangs on the lip for a second and then drops in. He's overcome with joy and excitement and without even thinking he screams out the first thing that comes to his mind... OOOOOOOO-SA!!!! His Japanese host turns to him and says "what do you mean wrong hole"?

Veloce Raptor

Holy cow...BWHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Bonster

***OUCH***

paradisenb

Confirms what we have all been thinking all along.

Bonster

What, Randy . . . that VR isn't a very good golfer?

Veloce Raptor

True. I do not have the gift for golf.

sbarton

-Scott

Veloce Raptor

Damn, that's EXCELLENT!!!!!!!

Adrienne

Perfect response from the HWFM Butt Puckerometer

deep_uv

Ahhhh, so that's why she got that name.

Bonster

Clearly you were not paying attention during the job selection process, Stevers. Bwahahahaha.

Speaking of rear ends . . . there's some WEIRD stuff going on here in Barstow (where we stopped for the night on our way to Florida). Remind me in a week and I'll fill you all in. Right now I'm so tired I could fall asleep right here at the compu . . . zzzzzzz . . .

deep_uv

Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino......
...Get your kicks, on Route 66

Bonster

You're telling me, Steve! This interaction was not heterosexual, either, which REALLY freaked me out. Sigh. Our next stop will likely be Flagstaff, Arizona. Hopefully folks will do their stuff in their motel room! Nothing actually happened . . . but it almost did. Some guy was buck naked by the pool, behind another guy. That other guy was facing front with his private region on the chest, and then the private area of another guy. I FREAKED! That's probably enough for the list. I don't wanna make anyone puke. All I can say is, THANK GOD FOR CROWN ROYAL!!! That and I'm leaving early in the AM to drive on.

On a side note . . . hauling a racecar on a cheapish rented trailer behind a 16' moving truck in high gusts of wind really SUCKS. DAYUM!!! But I'm makin' it. My neck hurts, but I'm getting there. Five more days . . . Any good Texas stops???

deep_uv

Yikes!!!!

If you happen by College Station, Globe, VR, TR6 and I are here at TWS through Sunday at the combined BMWCCA club race and TWSMSC DE. Given your Barstow experience, I think it's only fair to tell you that VR actually tossed some salad today.

mglobe

Yeah, it happened shortly after he rode with UV. Connect the dots...