Bonster

***Got this in an email today -- hope it's not a repeat.***

GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence .

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb!

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. ***** - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said *****.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, 'man, it look fake.' He say, 'Bull****, that watch israel .'


9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, 'Do you plan on stain for dinner?'

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, 'how much?' she say 'fortify.'

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is :'OMELETTE'

Let us use it in a sentence...

'I should pop yo *** fo FORWARDIN dis, but omelette dis one slide.'

Adrienne

Werd.

Veloce Raptor

Bonni, do you like maps?

Bonster

Lol Dave . . . you crack me up.

firesign

LOL! hahaha...