Fabio421

I would like to apply for the position of Margarita Maker. I will be happy to dispense my signature series margaritas at the Feb. Sebring event. I can also make a pretty mean mojito. If you can think of any other drinks you would like, and they start with the letter "M", please let me know.

PS, I also have the prerequisite poor driving "skills". So much so that it's almost not worth mentioning. But I don't mind. Someone needs to be the anchor.

TR6

Hmmmmm.... Lets hear your Mojito recipe first....

Bull

Lets be careful here, or the next thing we know we will have a Director of Foo-Foo Drinks with Silly Little Umbrellas in Them. Nobody needs a DFFDSLUT!

Now, lets hear and SEE the driving credentials......

jester911

Shaky application in my view. The double secret committee which may or may not exist would need much more to go on than a little tequila and lime juice to give it any real consideration.

Bull

Yeah, what he said. If I knew the secret membership committee, if they exist, I would have them look very closely at this one, if they look at all.

mglobe

yawn

Bull

Scratch.

jester911

And Sniff.

jester911

Speaking of that here is a good link for you.

http://www.slabearkazad.com/sniff/

Bull

You idiot! It is yawn, scratch, snort, hawk, let loose a big lunger....fart is optional.

jester911

Were you talking to me?

deep_uv

Geez Jerry, Why'd you have to punish all of us!

jester911

Bob made me do it.

mglobe

Ok, as keeper of banned substances, I have to suggest that we ban that photo from EVER appearing in a HWFMR thread. I propose that it go the same way as n#$ner n#$ner.

mglobe

And I suppose if Bob told you to lift in the middle of a turn you'd do that too?....