Chaos

I humbly request admsssion.
Brought Candice to the track for years .
Brought Jennifer to the track last two years.
That should about do it.

Blew up my tow vehicle,race car and knee on same Road Atlanta trip.

HAVE NEVER WON A RACE !

Sponsorship Chair of Mid Ohio race(control the corrupt dinner give aways)

Drive a 944 S2
Had a 13.
Am a lawyer so if I do not get in , I will of course sue.
Seeing Eric in his HWFM driving suit gets me excited(can I say that )
Keen eye for grid girl talent.

Bull

BFD, where are the pictures and video?

multi21

I say you just put HWFMR in your signiture and wait for the "stop and desist" letter from the super secret board committee (or is that supper secret?). Anyway you slice it, it sounds like a coup to me.

Chaos

Did I mention I'm a Virgo !

mglobe

Is there a snoring emoticon?

kurt M

This one doth not make me laughte. Someone make him make me laughte (or post pic of the track wenches that you speak of) and they better not be pet names for the cars as that would be lame.

Bob Rouleau

Demand Membership? Demand!? I hate to tell you, but the normal method involves begging, pleading, cajoling and such like. Demanding admission is a bad start. Perhaps you would like to rephrase?

RJT

No, but I did find this one. It's sort of a snore from the opposite end:

mglobe

That works.

kurt M

Nutz, No see the gif, my work internet filters filters internet farts. They need to apply that software to the cube farm on the 4th floor.

Bull

First a "demand", then a follow-on threat to "sue"....and all from OHIO! It is no wonder JoAnne came up with a fart emoticon!



BT will definitely convene the super secret, semi-existent, membership committee for this one

Veloce Raptor

Funniest....post....EVER.

I sure hope Candice & Jennifer are beautiful girls and not the names of cars.

SundayDriver

Well, we better respond or all the assets of HWFMR will be lost in court.

I call for our usual election process*.
Let the voting begin. We will let you know the outcome of the vote.


*HWFMR election process - members cast ballots. Someone may or may not count the votes, but if we do, we do it very slowly. Whatever the results, we ignore them for a long time. BT makes a decision. Candidate is notified in 1-2 years.

Bull

As a Lawyer, I'm sure he will understand that he will never not get in, so the threat is unnecessary. Whether he will not not get in remains to be seen.

Jim Child

Unfortunately I don't have any pictures, but I can certainly confirm that they are indeed extremely beautiful girls. Gregg has a long history of bringing beautiful girls to the track