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10-08-2007, 08:42 PM

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What does this have to do with anything? Nothing? Maybe. But I am a Graduate of The Conrad Dobler School of Advanced Conflict Management.

We have the right man for the job.

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10-08-2007, 09:23 PM

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Bull and Deputy VR

Please be advised that the team takes Rule #2 very seriously. Be absolutely sure Dr Pain is not an Asshat before you release him from the cell.

(Why did I have a vision of Don Knotts when I typed "Deputy VR"?)

****in' A, I love power.

OK, 60 days, eh?

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10-08-2007, 09:44 PM

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BTW migliore looks kinda like mglobe

Well I'm mglobe when I go the the track, but i'm always migliore when I return.

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10-08-2007, 10:46 PM

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****in' A, I love power.

OK, 60 days, eh?

We will see, as that is just an estimate. We could consider time off for good behavior, but along with that we need to add time for any form of a F' Up on Dr. Pain's part. I suggest we apply the handy old rule of "it takes 7 Atta Boys to overcome 1 Aw ****"!

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10-08-2007, 10:52 PM

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Rule #2: Don't be obnoxious, condescending, humorless, a know-it-all or a jerk.

For those that are so slow as to not have gotten to it yet.........

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10-08-2007, 10:54 PM

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How does Lagavulin fit into the equation?

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10-08-2007, 11:17 PM

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Rule #2: Don't be obnoxious, condescending, humorless, a know-it-all or a jerk.

For those that are so slow as to not have gotten to it yet.........

So you and VR are his keepers. Man, that is cold. I can only think of two things that would be worse...

1) Adding a former turbo driver, former instructor & current racer to his keepers.
2) Adding GR as his spokesperson.

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10-08-2007, 11:26 PM

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See, it can always be worse Dr. Pain!

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10-08-2007, 11:28 PM

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Is taunting allowed?

(Please say yes.....please say yes......)

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10-08-2007, 11:37 PM

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Is taunting allowed?

(Please say yes.....please say yes......)

I think taunting, done properly is ok, but do not, I repeat DO NOT EVER use the phrase n##n$r n##n$r n##n$r.

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10-08-2007, 11:51 PM

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Your honor, I meant to write "any" not "many"..... it was a misspelling.....

and I wrote it in White in honor of my run group......

Bull, I will now STFU, like you suggested.......

I hate to say it, but - damn. That's twisting & weaving on par with Ghetto Racer, albeit in a sniveling instead of a sleazy manner. Ouch.

My PRECIOUS!!!!!!

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10-08-2007, 11:56 PM

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Is taunting allowed?

(Please say yes.....please say yes......)

Allowed? It is required.

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10-09-2007, 12:28 AM

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Hmmm...

Bull, if you need backup, reserves or a break, I think the combination of a former turbo drover, former instructor and current racer, all in one package, would be an excellent choice.

Perhaps Sunday could suggest someone with those qualifications.

And Francine would make an exceptional spokesperson for Dr. Pain while he is... uhhhh... restrained for observation. Doc, we look forward to GR representing you, serving as your character witness, and speaking on your behalf.

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10-09-2007, 12:34 AM

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Dr. Pain doesn't need a spokes person, he needs a lobbyist to plead his case. And I know the perfect person to do it. He'll be seeing the BT in a few days anyway.

Paolo, just FedEx a few bottles of Lagavulin, or 21 year old Glenfidduch to Daytona Speedway, care of yours truly.

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10-09-2007, 12:50 AM

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Larry, Dr Pain's mouth keeps getting him in trouble. I agree with Sunday that a spokesman with more social grace and finesse could only help Paolo's case. Who better than GR?

However, a lobbyist with Lagavulin would always be welcome in the Paddock. The team will listen to anything over good scotch that's free.

See ya Friday.

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