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Old 09-06-2007, 06:19 PM
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I think we should start a "Here's your sign..." thread.

I will start...now this is not strictly in the format of a true "Here's your sign..." moment but it is worthy of documenting none-the-less.

I am showing someone one of the threads in this forum that has a few posts from Jester911...the person looks at his avatar and says "what car has seven gears...?"

"Here's your sign..."
Old 09-06-2007, 06:25 PM
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I love Bill Engvall jokes! I know . . . who says beauty pageants aren't the sharpest tool in the shed? Just watch that speech with the South Carolina winner . . . here's your sign!
Old 09-06-2007, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveM993
I think we should start a "Here's your sign..." thread.

I will start...now this is not strictly in the format of a true "Here's your sign..." moment but it is worthy of documenting none-the-less.

I am showing someone one of the threads in this forum that has a few posts from Jester911...the person looks at his avatar and says "what car has seven gears...?"

"Here's your sign..."

Yeah and with the special racing shift pattern no less
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Some Doctor stops by Rennlist one day, takes a look around, and says "I'm making unbelievable progress on the track, about to go racing, have more lengthy posts on the Racing Forum about trying to be FAST than anyone (except Td of course)....so I think I'll apply for membership in HWFM Racing"!

"Here's your sign".........
Old 09-06-2007, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Bull
Some Doctor stops by Rennlist one day, takes a look around, and says "I'm making unbelievable progress on the track, about to go racing, have more lengthy posts on the Racing Forum about trying to be FAST than anyone (except Td of course)....so I think I'll apply for membership in HWFM Racing"!

"Here's your sign".........
Good thing he wasn't a dentist.....

"Hare is your sign".....
Old 09-07-2007, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by jester911
Yeah and with the special racing shift pattern no less
He didn't see anyting unusual about the shift pattern....

Here's your sign.
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Exactly.
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Here's my sign:

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You can do way better than that, Dave .. . none of those gals are particularly good looking -- certainly not as good looking as some of the others you've posted. ERRRR! Try again.
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The one on the far right looks like a sex machine.

Just like the car.
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I'll take your word for it, Dave. But she'd look a lot better if she wasn't pouting like that. Maybe she doesn't like the grass . . . what Ferrari is that, anyway? 308?
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She is pouting because she is a lesbian (as am I) and really wants to party with the other chicks there instead of posing.

Car is a 365GTB aka Daytona.
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Lol . . . I already knew you were a lesbo, Dave. Thanks for the clarification on the car. I have not seen one like that in a very long time. I always loved the E-type hoods.
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Dave, where can I sign up for that. I've got a Porsche, but I think the picture would turn out better if they posed with me instead.
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
She is pouting because she is a lesbian (as am I) and really wants to party with the other chicks there instead of posing.

Car is a 365GTB aka Daytona.
365 GTB/4. Come on Dave you should get these right.

Possibly one of the sweetest cars I have ever driven. Unfortuantely the car wasn't so well surrounded when I drove it.


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