Bull

Yes I did Sleeps With Floridians, we have been over that before. I "grew up" (quotes required by my last Divorce Settlement) with horses in our barn (in the wilds of Pennsylvania) and still remember all about Heads, Hearts, Hands and Health! I can picture you barrel racing now......

Pay no attention to Various Rumblings. All enduros here, no sprints.

Veloce Raptor

...says the man with the Masturbater's Degree in Animal Husbandry...

Bonster

Aha! 4-H! Flashback! I was actually more into competitive cutting horse shows. I did do a little barrel racing as a kid though. I had an Appy back then.

Bull

Hey short strokes, you are the one down there in Level Land thinking that "understeer" and "oversteer" defines a good Texas love life!

Veloce Raptor

It ain't level here, hoss. It ain't called the Texas Hill Country for nothing.
And please, stop projecting your fantasies.

Bull

Been there Varicose Ruptures, and those "hills" must be called The Danicas!

Bonster

Calm down you two. No place can possibly be as flat as the Brook Shields 'hills' of Florida.

Bull

Yes, but Brooke has some other things going for her....and it ain't the world's largest eyebrows either.

mglobe

Sorry Bull, but you're full of it. I'm with Vociferous Raconteur on this one. You may have been to Texas, but you've obviously not been to the Hill Country. Hell, on the east coast they call things mountains that we call hills. If the hills in the Texas Hill Country are Danicas, Florida is filled with Pee Wee Hermans.

Besides, what's wrong with Danica?

Bonster

Woot! Go Texas versus New Jersey! I'll put some popcorn on!

Bull

If you must use Florida, one of my least liked locations BTW, as your comparison......oh well, there you have it. I didn't bring up Florida, the Kalyfornian did. Been to the "Hill Country" many times....Fredericksburg, Cancun, San Marcos, Canyon Lake.....nice area, but surrounded by Level Land. If I were you Texans, I would stick together too!

What's wrong with Danica? Just a couple of things!

mglobe

Whoa there partner. I never said anything about getting anywhere near close enough to touch VR. Are you nuts? Oh yeah, that's right, you're not from Texas. I guess that's the way you guys act up in NJ.

As far as Danica goes, a woman with only a couple of things "wrong" with her who can kick all of our a$$'s on the track is just fine with me.

Larry Herman

What does any of this have to do with Bonni staying in bed with a Nissan Titan? Anyone got any pictures?

Bonster

Sorry, Larry, but there wll NEVER be pics of me in bed with a Nissan of any kind. Now, a Dodge or Chevy, NOW we might be talkin'!

___sent from my Blackberry . . .

Bull

Now that is better! I was starting to worry about you guys there for a minute.

BTW, I often stick up for Texas when necessary. When my wife often suggests we do a land swap of Texas for Baja (it is a beach thing), I tell her no way....I would want some cash too so we could build a border fence to keep those from the North out!