NEWS STORY OF THE YEAR
 

So now we hear another GhettoRacist excuse...

"Honey" he says to the hooker, the only way he is getting any, "it is for jetlag. My sexual prowess is legendary" (in his own mind, just like his racing prowess).

I wonder what happens if a chick takes Viagra? Oh, nevermind. I bet I can imagine what you all will say. I'd delete this, but it's just too funny.

Apparently it has similar effects on wimmen, from what I have read.

Yeah, something about a little man on a boat or something. :D (I did NOT just say that!)

In a boat. IN a boat....

Hey, give her a break....she is from California for God's sake! They get confused with "on" and "in", etc.

Like...........I'm all "we're so sure".

You turn into the Bonester. :D

Hoo-wahh . . . yeah, I turn into the 'Bonester' alright . . . but it doesn't take Viagra, that's for sure. Man on the boat, in the boat -- what the hell's the difference? All I care about is if his anchor gets sunk. Doesn't matter where I'm from then. :p Ahhh . . . I wish I was in Florida right now. Lol! :D

Did you say "I don't care where the anchor gets sunk"?????

I'm still stuck on the article about those little hamsters running around with huge erections. There are some pretty sick scientists out there.

And just what was VR seaching for when he found that article???????

Out in Californicate, they use ALL available orifices.

Larry, Larry, Larry....please do not regale us with your latent desires to study "animal husbandry"...

Bull, believe it or not, that article was front & center on the Drudge Report web site.......... No searching needed!! :D

***No. The anchor must get sunk in the appropriate place. That's crucial. On another note . . . why aren't you guys in Denver, where a train wreck spilled Coors beer all over the place? ;)