GhettoRacer

Did you know that the hand axe is the _longest used tool_ of human history?!

Bull

No Dung Pile, I think you are very familiar with the longest used "tool" in human history.

And PLEASE learn the language! In your case, you mean to be saying ****-turds, Dung Pile.

While you may think we are ignorant of such things, many of us studied the Stone Age in our younger days, being dedicated watchers of The Flintstones. All you need to know can be found in the reruns, with the wisdom of Fred and Barney as your guide!

GhettoRacer

How to make and Hand Axe

http://exn.ca/hominids/handaxehill.cfm

Clown Pedro

I have never posted in a Ghetto Racer thread because i felt it would just get me to angry, but i had to post this time. I am in disbelief that anyone can be as stupid as your being in theis thread. Was the moon supposed to go throught teh earth and in the process create tons of stone axes? Please do your scientist friend a favor and don't associate yourself with him; nobody will ever pay attention to what he has to say with you butchering his theories.

Im a victim of stupidity for reading this thread

GhettoRacer

it's not my theory. my friend's father. he is a Geological fanatic and expert. obviously he has evidence to back his theory up. it's too crazy for the average ppl to comprehend for one thing. time will tell.

after a bit of research the other day, here are some of the information I've learned. the Stone Age tools is a a LONG period of time, anywhere from 4.5 million years ago to as recent as approx. 100,000 years ago. they were used by Homo Erectus, the generation of human just before us, the Homo Sapians. it is a huge mystery how Homo Erectus evolve into Homo Sapian. there is a lot of time in between that has not been explained. not much time has been spent research this because nobody has a theory that can explain things.

There are many evidence that says the land was one piece at one point in time... the current accepted theory is that the land drifted apart over long periods of time from the earth's technonic plates moving... if you really think about it , that does not make sense... we'll have to show some numbers.

Anyway, like I said if anybody here has interest or know any Geological or Astrophyics expert please contact me privately. otherwise, I'm going to start at UCB and Standford since they are close to me.

Veloce Raptor

This thread has to be the dumbest on record.

cooleyjb

somebody has been studying wikipedia and is just regurgitating random facts in order to sound like they know what they are talking about.

I'm curious who he will talk to at Berkeley. I hope it is someone I know. They have one of the best, if not the best program in the country for this stuff.

GhettoRacer

info on Techtonic Plate Motion data logging...

http://cddis.nasa.gov/926/slrtecto.html

cooleyjb

Tectonic

Bull

Holy crap!...."Technonic plates". THAT is going to set the entire theory of plate tectonics on its ear! If that happens, how will we then explain orogenic events????? What will become of the lithosphere....where will we stand, or sit for that matter? Or...DROVE????

Bull

A rather easily obtained rating when G-R is involved!

Veloce Raptor

Especially when he is the thread starter.

Sean F

Let me save you the work of getting to the bottom of this mystery. The moon is made of cheese. When pieces of this cheese land on earth, they solidify into many different forms such as hand axes, giant pyramids and occasionally the face of Jesus or a weeping Mary. If your hand axe starts to weep, say four our fathers and six hail Marys and run like hell. When that happens, it is some serious mojo and not to be taken lightly (it is afterall, a sign from God). If it turns out that what you have is just a regular old hand axe, feel free to chop up a woolly mammoth with it or whatever else strikes your fancy.

cooleyjb

That does beg the question about what really is droving plate tectonics. Ridge Push, Slab Pull, Convection Currents, or might it be VTEC powah

SundayDriver

While that is true for most of us here, I don't think it applies to Francie.