Mike in Chi

something is bothering me here. the same thing that led me to serve as Public Defender for a while.

It's pretty lopsided here. Our Ghetto is at a distinct disadvantage.

I think Frank needs at least one person with an average intelligence and modicum of wit on his side (that ruled out Ryan Z06).

so I'm proposing each day one of us volunteers to side with Frankie. Kinda like a guardian Angel for a Day.

GhettoRacer

What for Mike? I can handle myself just fine.

cooleyjb

I don't know if I would be able to defend him if I was the "angel" for a day. Probably why I would have been a horrible public defender if I were a lawyer.

It could be fun though

SundayDriver

Translation:

What is Mike? I can process oneself am fine.

SundayDriver

Mike, I think I have an even better idea. Why don't you appoint JimBob as his permanent guardian angel? Maybe that would bring old JB out of hiding for a good cause.

Bull

How much does guarding a Dung Pile pay? About the same as a Judge in China I suppose.

Sean F

I like the idea, but I think a week would be better. It would probably take a day or two to overcome the temption to continue to flog him followed by a day or two of becoming one with his Chi, then a couple of days of defense followed by a gentle return to earth.

DaveM993

hmmmmm....
a week?????

followed by a week long shower...that's a long time to be "standing with" a dung pile.

cooleyjb

How about as long as you can go without breaking down and posting rational thoughts that contradict all of what he says.

My guess is noone could make it past a heavy day without slipping something in that was at least partially ridiculing.

Sean F

good point, what about a contest to see who could go the longest before cracking?

jgrant

In the words of Kramer in the Seinfeld, Masters of Their Domain episode... "I'm Out".

Mike in Chi

I think we're on to something here.

Mark, Last I heard, JB had bought a Lambo and was persecuting people on Ferrarichat.
If someone could get a hold of JimBob, I can think of no one better.

Otherwise I like the jgrant and sean's Master of His Domain idea... Very good, and would help Frank a lot in this hour of need.

LGCs

This is going to make me really unpopular, but I feel compelled...

This reminds me of high school. The cool guys stood in front of their lockers and tripped the nerd every time he walked by. It's ill-advised. Think Columbine. The person you're tormenting is someone's child. None of us would like to see our own child treated like this.

Play nice boys.

PogueMoHone

The defendant who represents himself has a fool for a client!

Bull

Have you taken the time to read ALL of GR's threads, including his insults, attacks, lies, etc.? Ever wonder why he was banned from Rennlist, and now quarantined to this section only? Invoking the thought of "Columbine" is quite dramatic, but it hardly applies here. Think instead of a person who craves attention, finds any attention to be good attention, and keeps coming back for more. Then you will have a better understanding of the deal here.

Thanks for the evaluation though.