Divot

NDA - Never Drove Any (not to be confused with non-disclosure agreement)

"Lewis, what do you think of the Cayenne?"

"Never drove any."

EnigmaWmn

Lemon-flavored Cayenne - exclusive to Droptop & Larry

Divot

Maglight n. Porsche OEM manufacturer of ancillary (stress larry) towing illumination. (see duct-tape)

I checked the batteries in my maglight because I have track time this weekend and will leave before dawn.

cab&coupe

Lemming - A P!G newbie; refers to a purchase/wished-for-item which results from reading an enthusiastic post about a new fabulous product. Overcome by compulsion, newbies follow like lemmings diving off the cliff.

ltc

The Cayenne Forum (aka the P!g Pen) is the sovereign territory of your Official Forum Moderator, Sir Mudman 2. A true gentleman who should be appreciated.

I am NOT the P!g Pen Moderator.
I have OCD and ADHD, so I am sort of a "wandering Moderator" ... the Admin thought "Super Moderator" would look better than "ADHD Moderator".
I just stop by from time to time when I'm hungry and need to snack on Newbies or it's time to sit in my chaise lounge chair and work on my tan at the base of Cayenne Cliff.


Definitely not "Love The Cayenne" .
I tend to reflect on Larry's Cayenne ownership experience as more of a Britney Spears 24 hour Vegas Wedding ...

ltc

As I read this thread (which IMHO is deserving of "sticky" status at the top of the forum), I can immediately think of all the members whose boxers and briefs are at this very moment in a knot/bunch/wedgie...

Sort of makes me think it was all worthwhile ...

EnigmaWmn

Larry The Cannibal it is.

cab&coupe

Fore ! - In coming Lemmings

Sentence: I'm not even touching this until someone yells "Fore !"

cab&coupe

EBD - Elephant butt drag; the sound of Cayenne wipers making a pass;

Sentence: While enjoying a spirited drive in the rain, I nearly jumped out of my skin when startled by EBD after turning on my wipers.

Marc Gelefsky

LTC


Loath
The
Cayenne

Divot

Tow Tube-launched, Optically-tracked, Wire command data link, guided missile.

I needed to bring my 911 to the track on a trailer, but first I had to Tow the Cayenne.

EnigmaWmn

PPT - P!G Pen Tshirt

In fact, use the back of the shirt for reference

Slow Guy

Now THIS is a thread that should be stickied (stuck ??)!

Dennis C

Or even to STTF!

cab&coupe

Chazhole; Asscole: PP terms/nouns

1.A word or phrase expressing love or affection.
2.Love or affection: "a term of endearment".