Jaskfri

I am at a gas station buying a Powerball ticket. The young friendly man behind the counter says:
"What are you going to do if you win, buy another Porsche?

nwGTS

"IT'S THE F&*$ING BATMOBILE!"

Some kid yelled this as I turned onto Columbus Dr after tearing *** through Lower Wacker Dr (which is effectively a one mile exposed tunnel in downtown Chicago for those unfamiliar and was the setting for the TUMBLR chase seen in The Dark Knight).

SoCal C2S

On a recent PCA canyon run...

Wife of a PCA member driving a 911 in front of me during the event:

"He finally pulled over to let you by because his ego was writing checks his skills couldn't cash"....and she was egging him on to go faster.

In talking with the driver afterwards and apologizing for pushing him to hard he says:

"I think my wife was getting uncomfortable, so I pulled over"

alleykat

I don't know about the best thing but worst thing I know.

At club closing hours I had been talking to these 2 girls. They loved the 911 outside but they both didn't fit so they told me a solid - bye! Either one was too dam tall for the little bitty back seat.

neanicu

" You were doing 58 in a 25,here's your ticket ".

fanny bay r1

Pulled into parking lot directly outside a doctors office and this gorgeous MILFy receptionist came out and said how stunning and expensive the car must be. I'd said I bought used and as it was low mileage was prob just a husband and wife's weekend car, and was a great deal. She looked at me sexily and said "sweetie there is no way that's a husband and wife car but is husband and mistress car" she then winked an blew me a kiss!! Never happened with my Touareg!!

sleepy

"WOW!"
said a kid with his jaw dropped as I fired up the engine in a Toys R Us parking lot. The look on his face was priceless. Hopefully made a gear head out of him.

malexgcab

From my kids... Can we take the Porsche (pronounced properly)?

Or from one of my boys who loves The LA Lakers, "when I grow I'm gonna play for the Lakers and I'll buy a purple Porsche. I'll let you drive it if you want and you can bring in your dirty shoes and eat in the car!"

gpjli2

From my wife: "loan is paid off next month"

dgjks6

Was at a gas station on the turnpike and some guy told me it was a nice car, then asked me if it was a fiat.

rbennett

Nice VW... jerk!

RaidersR1

My wife and I were in stop and go traffic. Cars pulls up next to us and gestures to lower window and says, " When we grow up...we want to be just like you two!"

They appeared to be in late twenties or early thirties. Thought it was a great comment.

cvtbenhogan

Downers Grove police officer pulls me over for speeding and a ticket is never mentioned.

DG Officer: "Did you gun your motor on purpose as you passed by in the opposing direction?" Me: "No officer I didn't even see you and was busy warming up the motor." DG Officer: "Ok buddy let's see your license. By the way, your speedo goes to 200mph. Cool. Me: "Well, unfortunately the car only goes to 186 so its pretty misleading." DG Officer: "Ha Ha, well here's your license. Drive safe." Me: "You too."

too tall

You have a bicycle rack on your Porsche, how cool is that?

Unconscionable

Lmao. Best comment ever.