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Old 09-16-2018, 06:44 PM
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Otherwise she might rub meat all over your Porsche and leave the family dog in the garage.



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Ouch!
Old 09-16-2018, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Meursault88
Otherwise she might rub meat all over your Porsche and leave the family dog in the garage.


WTF?!?
The more s**t like this I see, the more I realize how lucky I am to be married to my wife...T
Old 09-16-2018, 10:59 PM
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I don’t know if meat was involved. This isn’t that uncommon. Do a quick google search. Buddies lab would chew where he last saw him, usually the front door. Separation anxiety the vet said....
Old 09-17-2018, 02:34 AM
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WTF is right. What kind of wife/dog combination would get this done? Looks like there are chunks of the rear bumper missing. Never knew of a dog that eats fiberglass or any kind of plastic for that matter. Ugly story. Only positive I get out of it is to appreciate my wife even more since I know she would never dream up something like this no matter what I did.
Old 09-17-2018, 09:13 AM
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The 'meat' part is a joke. I had a delusional girlfriend back in the 90s that accused me of rubbing meat all over her furniture after her dog had chewed it all up.
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Where did you find that picture and whose car is that? Assuming not yours since it's a 991 Turbo S with PCCBs and CL wheels. They would have to declare me temporarily insane for what would happen next. Thank God for 20 years with the one I have - holy crap.
Old 09-17-2018, 09:24 AM
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Instagram post that went viral. ( forum won't let me post link so I had to tinyurl)

https://tinyurl.com/ycyac4pb
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It's a 991 Turbo I believe. I saw this on Instagram almost immediately after my daughter knocked a bike over in our garage resulting in a small ding on my front quarter panel. Nice to get some perspective.
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Last month some animal was trapped in our garage overnight and destroyed the metal venetian blinds trying to get out. I came into the garage and saw that and immediately checked my top down C2S cab. There were no marks on any part of the car. I was very relieved and felt very lucky. I was also glad the animal did not come into the house.
Old 09-17-2018, 11:09 AM
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From the 997 Facebook group a couple of days ago ... Poster says it is from a friend.
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That's insane if it truly is from a dog!
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I've heard stories about plenty of dogs that would do that if there was meat rubbed on it. No question. Not sure this is legit, but I don't have a hard time believe it is.
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Tastes like chicken!
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Dog or wife, one of them must go.


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