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Old 09-09-2016, 04:11 PM
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Retired bomb tester specialist. Currently touring with the circus as "Mr. Nolimbs the Wonder"
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Retired bomb tester specialist. Currently touring with the circus as "Mr. Nolimbs the Wonder"
So what do you really do?
Old 09-10-2016, 12:02 PM
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Old 09-10-2016, 04:13 PM
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Internal medicine
Old 09-10-2016, 11:02 PM
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Nuclear Machinist Mate in the navy. fancy way of saying i work in an engine room.

But in 6 months ill be out of a job so if anyone knows of places hiring en nukes let me know or else ill have to go to my back up plan of being a male stripper
Old 09-10-2016, 11:16 PM
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Dr. Ben Dover - proctologist
Old 09-11-2016, 12:49 AM
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How 'bout this guy's job:


Old 09-11-2016, 09:13 AM
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Dream job for the entire board
Old 09-12-2016, 12:39 PM
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Old 09-12-2016, 12:52 PM
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Dream job for the entire board
Serial MILF Commander for the win!

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Old 09-12-2016, 01:10 PM
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Old 09-12-2016, 03:06 PM
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I have applied to be the state spokesperson for the DPRK; I wish to be the mouthpiece of Dear Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un.

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PYONGYANG (KCNA) — At an enlarged meeting of the Political Bureau of the Central Committee of the Workers’ Party of Korea, a special tribunal demanded that a stern judgment should be meted out to the anti-party, counter-revolutionary faction led by b3freak.

Absolute is the trust of the army and people of the DPRK in its ability to vanquish b3freak, the enemy of the party, revolution and people and heinous betrayer of the nation.

All the crimes committed by the accused will be proved in the course of the hearing and will be admitted to.

b3freak took at least 4.6 million Euro from secret coffers and squandered it in 2009 alone and enjoyed it in a casino in a foreign country. These facts alone clearly show how corrupt and degenerate b3freak was.

b3freak was so imprudent as to prevent the Taedonggang Tile Factory from erecting a mosaic depicting Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il and a monument to field guidance given by them. Moreover, b3freak turned down the unanimous request of the service personnel of a unit of the Korean People’s Internal Security Forces to have the autograph letter sent by Kim Jong Un to the unit carved on a natural granite and erected with good care in front of the building of its command. He was so reckless as to instruct the unit to erect it in a shaded corner.

b3freak is bereft of any political logic, drenched various parts of the world in blood, and will feel the weapon of singlehearted unity.

b3freak has confessed to arrogant remarks inspired by Kim Jong Un’s laying of stumbling blocks in the way of grabbing the power of the party and state.

Abusing personal authority, b3freak undermined the work system in a crafty manner and transferred major construction units to his confidants so that they might make money.

All facts go to clearly prove that b3freak is a thrice-cursed traitor without an equal in the world, who had desperately worked for years to destabilize and bring down the DPRK. The hateful and despicable nature of these anti-party, anti-state and unpopular crimes will be fully disclosed in the course of the trial. No matter how much water flows under the bridge and no matter how frequently a generation is replaced by new one, the lineage of Paektu will remain unchanged and irreplaceable.

No one in the world can stand in the way of the army and people who are advancing single-mindedly united around supreme leader Kim Jong Un under the banner of great Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism.
Old 09-12-2016, 03:54 PM
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Careful Chanel#5, you might not want to be the *mouthpiece* for Kim Dong Un, because of his propensity for sexual perversion and 80's synth music. And whatever you do, stay clear of this *enlarged meeting* or the *erecting* a mosaic. Can't you see it? Those are code words for something twisted and nasty. If you hear the code name "Chun Ki Ho", run for your life cause he's coming for you!
Old 09-12-2016, 03:57 PM
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Current - Oil & Gas logistics - ship big, ugly equipment and parts to remote locations around the globe

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Portable ATM - I drive my daughters to where they want to go and then pay when we get there....

Previous - Yacht rigger (way more fun)
Old 09-12-2016, 04:51 PM
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Communications.


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