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Old 04-03-2013, 06:31 PM
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After you get there just drive home in reverse! +x-x = 0 miles! (let x = miles driven - sorry, but it's the math teacher in me!)
Old 04-03-2013, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by RDUBiker
Great idea. I may attach a fold-down toilet seat too, Top Gear style.
"Clarkson!! I know it's you, I'm on the bloody throne!"

KK...seriously???

I'd personally like to thank Pete! I've burst out in to laughter so many times today just thinking about that quote!
Old 04-03-2013, 06:52 PM
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The reasons most of these cars brake down is because of not getting driven HARD enough. Hell the day i got my car i drove it over 400 miles to get it home and it was one of the best drives......stop saving it for the next guy
Old 04-03-2013, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by alpine003
We really need KK's involvement by now. It would be a lot more fun with him in the mix. KK where are you?

We need to entertain ourselves at the cost of your misery.

Please be a contributing member of our group again.
If someone will say something bad about JR's oil, he will jump in real quick.
Old 04-03-2013, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by 996pp
.stop saving it for the next guy
These guys are merely "stewards" and not really "owners" IMO.
Old 04-03-2013, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo911
If someone will say something bad about JR's oil, he will jump in real quick.
LOL.

All of us grown men acting like little evil children. I LOVE IT!!!

I hope KK doesn't own a Bushmaster though...
Old 04-03-2013, 07:11 PM
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I think KK is sitting back having a great laugh at our expense. He opened the can of monkey's and we all popped out. He is enjoying the show.
Old 04-03-2013, 07:15 PM
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you're probably right.

Either that or unloading a few dozen rounds in his backyard...
Old 04-03-2013, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by alpine003
I hope KK doesn't own a Bushmaster though...
If he did, he'd probably just chamber a round every now and then only to immediately remove it so he could disassemble it and clean everything.
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Originally Posted by Capt. Obvious
If he did, he'd probably just chamber a round every now and then only to immediately remove it so he could disassemble it and clean everything.
oh man, I didn't see that coming. LOL
Old 04-03-2013, 08:26 PM
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KK just trailer it down there and after you arrive maybe drive it around the block once to show it off.
Old 04-03-2013, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Gator996
I think KK is sitting back having a great laugh at our expense. He opened the can of monkey's and we all popped out. He is enjoying the show.
Well, we know he's not out driving!
Old 04-03-2013, 08:48 PM
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Laughed so hard that I started to cry! Vagina...
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Road trips - especially in a new car I've never seen before, scare crap outta me...





Seattle, WA



La Grande Pass, OR



Ogden, UT



Dallas, TX

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Originally Posted by Capt. Obvious
If he did, he'd probably just chamber a round every now and then only to immediately remove it so he could disassemble it and clean everything.
You give him way too much credit Captain. No way he actually puts a bullet in that gun. Too risky.


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