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Should I Take the 996 on Upcoming Road Trip?

Old 04-03-2013, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Sneaky Pete
1. Paint the car to match your vagina
and the color of your ipod to use while riding the Greyhound bus.

This is too funny
Old 04-03-2013, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Sneaky Pete
1. Paint the car to match your vagina
Yup
best.reply.ever
Old 04-03-2013, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Sneaky Pete
1. Paint the car to match your vagina
Best reply!

KK - I think you have a very weird sense of humour.
This thread seems too stupid to be true. But I've been wrong before
Old 04-03-2013, 03:54 PM
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KK I think this is the only P Car you should have:
Genuine Porsche Children's 911 Carrera Pedal Car : Amazon.com : Automotive Genuine Porsche Children's 911 Carrera Pedal Car : Amazon.com : Automotive
Old 04-03-2013, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by bmtbandit
KK I think this is the only P Car you should have:
Genuine Porsche Children's 911 Carrera Pedal Car : Amazon.com : Automotive
Or this one:
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Old 04-03-2013, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Sneaky Pete
1. Paint the car to match your vagina
+996KK...We have a winner!

BTW...I frequently use my frunk as a wet bar...
Old 04-03-2013, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Sneaky Pete
1. Paint the car to match your vagina
Now where is he supposed to find Scabby Brown paint, and what will that do to the resale value?
Old 04-03-2013, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by DBJoe996
Wondering whether to post on this or not...hmmm...KrazyK, from your other posts clearly you have invested a lot of time, money, hard work and effort in your car, but in the end it is just a car! A fabulous and wonderful marvel of automotive engineering, performance and driving pleasure. Get in that car and take the 300 mile drive...your Porsche will love you for it! I do a trip down to Miami, about the same distance, and every time I do the car just seems to run better for it. Blow out the carbon, get it going, I've never heard that engine sing like it does after a super run of 300 miles at highway speed. What's the point of having a Porsche if you don't drive it and use it for everything it is? I actually use mine as a daily driver and really hate the puttering 7-10 mile trips everyday. The car never seems to get the true exercise it needs. Wear the bug splatters and stone chips from a road trip like a badge of honor. It means you love your car for what it is, and not as some garage queen that you just sit and look at. Your Porsche is a perfect choice for a road trip. Just so you know...99 C2 with 124,000 miles, do all my own repairs/maintenance, car is strong and amazing with no problems. You live once and have many regrets for things you should have done but didn't. In the end, do you want to say "well I kept that car really perfect for the next guy?" or do you want to say "I did it, enjoyed every minute and had a blast in my wonderful car?" Love it, drive it and quit stressing over it. You won't regret it.
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Old 04-03-2013, 05:24 PM
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I drove mine 360 miles just after buying it, having driven in with no ride home had I decided NOT to buy it. I plan to drive it on many road trips with the full family...just working out some details to quiet it down now. It's a car. It's meant to be driven.

The comment about your vagina was spot on. LOL
Old 04-03-2013, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by RDUBiker
I plan to drive it on many road trips with the full family..
At least you got a nice picnic table out back should you decide to pull off the road and have a nice meal with your family.
Old 04-03-2013, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by alpine003
At least you got a nice picnic table out back should you decide to pull off the road and have a nice meal with your family.
Great idea. I may attach a fold-down toilet seat too, Top Gear style.
Old 04-03-2013, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by RDUBiker
I may attach a fold-down toilet seat too, Top Gear style.
Another great and hilarious episode. Maybe I should raid my other car and make a skid plate for my oil pan for the 996 too.
Old 04-03-2013, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by alpine003
At least you got a nice picnic table out back should you decide to pull off the road and have a nice meal with your family.
Makes a great ironing board as well.
Old 04-03-2013, 06:16 PM
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We really need KK's involvement by now. It would be a lot more fun with him in the mix. KK where are you?

We need to entertain ourselves at the cost of your misery.

Please be a contributing member of our group again.
Old 04-03-2013, 06:20 PM
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I would flip the car upside down like a turtle. It would make an awesome sled in winter, ala Clark Griswald.

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