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Old 12-14-2012, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by frisbee91
I'm all for being nice to newbies. But, If someone accepted an engine diagnosis from a random person on the internet who had NEVER seen their car, I'm guessing they have bigger issues than flatbedding expenses.

For example, they are probably mailing frequent checks to Nigerian princes.

Oh, and stay away from WebMD. You are likely to self-diagnose and mail your spleen across the country.
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Just for fun everyone should do a search under their name and see their very first post. It would be interesting to see how many people's first post was met with hostility and such. I'm guessing not for most.

IMO, I think it helps to be a lurker and soak in various info first so that you're questions will be better structured when asked and you'll minimize the chances to introduce the types of drama we've had here lately.
Old 12-14-2012, 11:55 AM
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FWIW, we have lost or not properely articulated the perspective of the engine issues. as it seems only the problem cases make it to the forum.. We all know there are a much greater number of 996's running without engine issues, but no one seems to grasp its the minority and not the majority of these wonderful cars incur problems.

As the more expereinced group we must help newbies understand the merits of the cars instead of the low likelihood of engine failures.

We can influence positive change...
Old 12-14-2012, 12:21 PM
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I'm betting the service writer was playing with Thundertub. Or a guy that flatbedded his car was playing with the service writer. Any wild story is believable as far as being sourced from the internet.
Old 12-14-2012, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob996
FWIW, we have lost or not properely articulated the perspective of the engine issues. as it seems only the problem cases make it to the forum.. We all know there are a much greater number of 996's running without engine issues, but no one seems to grasp its the minority and not the majority of these wonderful cars incur problems.

As the more expereinced group we must help newbies understand the merits of the cars instead of the low likelihood of engine failures.

We can influence positive change...
I don't believe that. This forum is a very small percentage of people who own 996's.
A few facts World wide there where 175,262 built, minus the models who do not share the same engine. Lets say 1100 GT3's and 16,965 Turbos, GT-2 1,287, turbo cabriolet 3,534, turbo s coupe 600, turbo s cabriolet 960

To me the 996 production seems like a small number. When talking to many different independent Porsche mechanics. I hear about these engine going all the time. These ones are never reported on our forum. The forum doesn't even come close to the total number of owners and many owners who own a 996 don't even know it's a 996. Considering the amount of posts that do pop up here. I feel to me it is an alarming rate.
Old 12-14-2012, 12:45 PM
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Old 12-14-2012, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Quadcammer
who died and made you a moderator?

If someone is dumb enough to take one person's comments on a message board as fact, they get what they deserve.

Not to mention, while his IMS may not have been bad, the repair is always a good idea.
And if that is the collective attitude of this community, pretty soon nobody with any sense will come here and it will just be a bunch of crazies circle jerking themselves.

I'd rather not lose this forum.
Old 12-14-2012, 12:51 PM
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And if that is the collective attitude of this community, pretty soon nobody with any sense will come here and it will just be a bunch of crazies circle jerking themselves.

I'd rather not lose this forum.
And we go from one extreme to the other. Are people here having that much trouble getting the humor and inside jokes? Man, lighten up. The OP was a joke from the start. You have not seen the link yet, right?
Old 12-14-2012, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by jumper5836
I feel to me it is an alarming rate.
All due respect, neighbour, I don't think "feel" is a useful contribution to the knowledge base on this topic. In fact, there has hardly been a useful contribution to it in years, AFAIK. All we get is the same complaints and fears, over and over, ad nauseam, all absent data, none illuminating. Here is what we actually know:

1. It happens.
2. Preventing it is relatively inexpensive.
3. For some mysterious reason, it hasn't happened enough to land Porsche in court, despite the wealth and personality of typical Porsche owners, and now that the cars are officially old, it never will.

Thus, we can conclude that Porsche will never help, but the odds against us are still slight and, for those who need their odds to be even more favourable, a few hundred bucks will do it.

Otherwise, I just can't see what we get out of flogging this horse, turning owners into anxiety ridden basket cases, beating resale values to a pulp and inviting trolls. I'd love to read something new and useful on the subject. Failing that, I'd love to read about how everybody is enjoying their cars. Seriously.
Old 12-14-2012, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by alpine003
+996

Just for fun everyone should do a search under their name and see their very first post. It would be interesting to see how many people's first post was met with hostility and such. I'm guessing not for most.

IMO, I think it helps to be a lurker and soak in various info first so that you're questions will be better structured when asked and you'll minimize the chances to introduce the types of drama we've had here lately.
Interesting. My first post was showing off the *** of my C4S.

My 8th post was complaining about the 997 rumored to have the same engine design as the 996.

04-14-2004, 04:27 PM
Originally Posted by Fanman
Saw the new Road & Track and they have a preview on the new cars. They have a little blurb on the 997 and they state that the new 997 will use the same engine as the current (996) car, and the S model will be the one with the 3.8L, 350 hp engine. If this is true then Porsche might as well pack up and go home. No way I am getting another Porsche. I think the S model is just another way for them to charge Porsche owners more money. I have never been a fan of these "power kits." So us paying $75K+ for a Carrera or $120K+ for a turbo doesn't warrant Porsche giving us their best technology ? That is a joke.
04-14-2004, 07:55 PM
Originally Posted by jumper5836
If that is true I would trade up my 02 c4s for a 01-04 turbo

And just this Nov, pretty much did what I said back I'd do back in 04. Though I didn't trade but added and to be honest totally surprised I said it so long ago but I have been disappointed in every newer model since.

Here is the new DD while the m96 waits to be dealt with one day. Rebuild or find a donor, decisions decisions.


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Old 12-14-2012, 01:04 PM
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more boobies.

less sobriety checks!

this is a funny group - and BTW the forum rules state none of my early posts be available for viewing as I was a real moron ---

wait, what???

WAS?!?!?!?!?!
Old 12-14-2012, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by BruceP
All due respect, neighbour, I don't think "feel" is a useful contribution to the knowledge base on this topic. In fact, there has hardly been a useful contribution to it in years, AFAIK. All we get is the same complaints and fears, over and over, ad nauseam, all absent data, none illuminating. Here is what we actually know:

1. It happens.
2. Preventing it is relatively inexpensive.
3. For some mysterious reason, it hasn't happened enough to land Porsche in court, despite the wealth and personality of typical Porsche owners, and now that the cars are officially old, it never will.

Thus, we can conclude that Porsche will never help, but the odds against us are still slight and, for those who need their odds to be even more favourable, a few hundred bucks will do it.

Otherwise, I just can't see what we get out of flogging this horse, turning owners into anxiety ridden basket cases, beating resale values to a pulp and inviting trolls. I'd love to read something new and useful on the subject. Failing that, I'd love to read about how everybody is enjoying their cars. Seriously.
There are other ways for these engines to die. IMS is only one of them.

Do so if you like but I'd rather hear the truth up front and I don't believe in Santa Clause.


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Old 12-14-2012, 01:12 PM
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I think my first post was about boobies........otherwise known as sweater puppies, jugs, mams...and to add to this nutty thread a music interlude.......www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzsjUI754Yo
Old 12-14-2012, 01:29 PM
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You ask for boobies? There are many types of cleavage!
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Old 12-14-2012, 01:37 PM
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^^^^Well uh........geebus......holy clap.........me want!
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Originally Posted by Sneaky Pete
^^^^Well uh........geebus......holy clap.........me want!
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