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Old 06-07-2016, 03:01 PM
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In L.A., parking my 993 at The Grove, a big mall here in town. I usually park in an area far away from other cars, as to avoid car dings, etc.

I get out my car, and as I'm walking away, there's a nice looking lady, about 40-ish; looks like a typical "Real Housewives" type, walking towards my general direction to her car.

This is the conversation that ensues as I'm about to walk by her:

Me: "Hello..."

Her: "Hi. Now that's a nice looking car"

Me: "Thanks, yeah, it's an oldie but a goodie"

Her: "What kind of car is that?"

Me: "Oh it's a Porsche Nine-Eleven"

(Pause)

Her: "Nine-Eleven....seriously? You're joking, right?"

Me "Well, no, that's the...."

Her (interrupts): Why would anyone name a car after the terror attacks?????"

(Pause)

Me: "Uhh...."

Her: "That's not funny; that's just disgusting"

...and she storms off in a huff.

A version of this has now happened to me TWICE in the 11 years I've owned my car. And this lady wasn't even a blonde.
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Au contraire. She probably was a blonde, and dyed her hair so as to not to advertise the dumbass PC woman she is. Too bad she wasn't told it was a 993. (Oslo Accords released - though, she would probably have thought the Oslo Accords were cars built in Norway.)
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I believe you've just met the dumbest person in the entire Solar System. Holy Hell.




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Oh my, I just about choked on my lunch when I read that. WOW!

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Agree this is stupid beyond belief. What does this ditz think when she hears references to the universal emergency telephone number 911.
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Goof,

You are making this up, aren't you? Please say "yes".....
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Originally Posted by mike cap
Goof,

You are making this up, aren't you? Please say "yes".....
Welcome to Los Angeles; this isn't the first time this has happened to me.

Several years ago, I mentioned my car was a "nine-eleven" and a gal at first thought the same thing; that Porsche had named the car after September 11th. I had to inform her that the car pre-dated the attacks by "a few years"....
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I usually just tell people it's on old VW with a body kit.
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Huh? Doesn't Porsche also make a nine one one?
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Originally Posted by AOW162435
I believe you've just met the dumbest person in the entire Solar System.
Being that it was LA, you two could have starred in your own movie and named it "dumb and dumbest."
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Originally Posted by Leander
Huh? Doesn't Porsche also make a nine one one?
You can't call it a 9-1-1. That is already owned by emergency services.
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Originally Posted by jennifer911
Agree this is stupid beyond belief. What does this ditz think when she hears references to the universal emergency telephone number 911.
She's never used that number because she couldn't find the eleven on her phone.


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