OT: Bozo's abilities are not limited to cars
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OT: Bozo's abilities are not limited to cars
Yesterday, the contractors were busy pouring a new concrete slab to serve a secondary driveway to Bozo's circus tent, so we pulled some small trees out of the way to replant them. Bozo picked a spot to replant them (full of roots, of course). One snip of the cutters to get the roots, and Bozo cut... the phone lines !
Unreal ! Of all the possible spots in the front yard ! Bozo should work as an oil deposit locator !!! ;-)
Unreal ! Of all the possible spots in the front yard ! Bozo should work as an oil deposit locator !!! ;-)
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Bozo's distant cousin (twice removed on the Fat Ladies side) Lobster Boy from South Florida, did nearly the same thing and cut his cable TV. But wait - there's more! Lobster Boy is also known as a boy genius! Not only did Lobster Boy cut the cable TV - he yanked several feet of that pesky wire out of the ground before realizing it was going to the cable box.